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akern
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 Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:40 Post subject: Somebody's been....
using my computer at work to look up "Yo mama jokes". 
Dang 3rd shifters!!
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:42 Post subject:
Any good one's that you can post?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:51 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Any good one's that you can post? |
yeah, share the fub sistah.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:52 Post subject:
Yo Mamma's so fat, when she jumps in the air...
she gets stuck.
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akern
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:53 Post subject:
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "Oh, what a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, now let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they didn't even give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they put it on her neck.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillance cameras off.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in a strip club.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen won't date her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:56 Post subject:
i'm not sure but i think i've scared a roach or two away in my time.
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 12:09 Post subject:
OMG  too frikkin fubby.
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akern
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 12:16 Post subject:
There was a ton more but they started repeating themselves every now and again so I cut it short.
The Ted Danson one was my favorite. 
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