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 Posted: 10/21/03 - 07:25 Post subject: Somebody do or say something funny for me today please
Thanks
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BamBam
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 07:33 Post subject:
What's Brown and Sounds like a Bell?
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 07:33 Post subject:
DUNG!!!!!
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 07:34 Post subject:
okay that is good for starters
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BamBam
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 07:36 Post subject:
sorry I'm no Carrot Top or nuthin..... 
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akern
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 07:41 Post subject:
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 08:12 Post subject:
How Parenting is Like Foreign Relations:
The BIG COUNTRY (BC) and LITTLE COUNTRY (LC) coexist peacefully for a while until the LC does something that the BC does not approve of. The BC issues a stern warning which the LC perceives as the opening "talks".
BC stands firm, speaking out against LC's actions again. LC either ignores or denies the claims and warnings of BC.
BC issues a firmer warning and threatens consequences. LC ignores, denies, or attempts negotiations with the BC.
One of two things happen at this time.
The LC will comply with the wishes of the BC, begrudgingly OR the BC will follow through with the threatened consequences. At this time, the LC will cry foul and express it's displeasure despite the constant warnings of the BC.
Ok, not that funny, but it came to mind while I was trying to get Ian out the door today.
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 08:18 Post subject:
Nice anaolgy MW. Next time BC should send in the artilery and hit LC fast and hard 
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 08:36 Post subject:
BC should've opted for the pre-emptive strike.
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Pug
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:16 Post subject:
Three guys walked into a bar....
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Pug
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:17 Post subject:
the fourth one ducked.
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:20 Post subject:
- Why is the Champs Elysses in Paris tree-lined?
- So the Germans can march in the shade.
- A blonde and a brunette parachute out a plane. Who will land first?
- The brunette. The blonde will stop to ask for directions.
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keltic63
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:26 Post subject:
An Irishman walks past a bar......
hey it could happen
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:32 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | An Irishman walks past a bar......
hey it could happen |
Is that like the Irishwoman who took 2 birthcontrol pills?
to be sure, to be sure.
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thegman
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:44 Post subject:
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, “Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?”
“There’s a big fire across the street,” the doctor replied. “We didn’t want you to think the operation was a failure.”
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