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copteacher
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Joined: 08 Jun 2002
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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 Posted: 10/21/03 - 09:57 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: | As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, “Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?”
“There’s a big fire across the street,” the doctor replied. “We didn’t want you to think the operation was a failure.” |
that is a good one.
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Location: Between here and eternity...
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 11:56 Post subject:
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Joined: 14 May 2002
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Location: 1st in AFC West
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Posted: 10/21/03 - 12:00 Post subject:
A friend of mine found out he had dyslexia and attempted suicide.
Threw himself behind a bus.
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