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j1miller
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 Posted: 04/25/06 - 13:56 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms" 
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit.  |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
 Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either 
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airehead
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 13:58 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms"
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit. |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either |
I would have to lay some ground rules down. We had one pastor tell the story of how his son liked playing IN the toilet (physically being IN the toilet). The kid was 13 and sitting there at the time. I almost died for him.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 13:59 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms"
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit. |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either |
I would have to lay some ground rules down. We had one pastor tell the story of how his son liked playing IN the toilet (physically being IN the toilet). The kid was 13 and sitting there at the time. I almost died for him. |
Was it like the kid in the arcade game?
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airehead
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 14:09 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms"
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit. |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either |
I would have to lay some ground rules down. We had one pastor tell the story of how his son liked playing IN the toilet (physically being IN the toilet). The kid was 13 and sitting there at the time. I almost died for him. |
Was it like the kid in the arcade game? |
I guess. It seems that they would lose sight of him and go looking and there he was nakey in the toilet.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 14:10 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms"
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit. |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either |
I would have to lay some ground rules down. We had one pastor tell the story of how his son liked playing IN the toilet (physically being IN the toilet). The kid was 13 and sitting there at the time. I almost died for him. |
Was it like the kid in the arcade game? |
I guess. It seems that they would lose sight of him and go looking and there he was nakey in the toilet. |
That is freakish.... so you should identify. 
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airehead
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 14:11 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms"
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit. |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either |
I would have to lay some ground rules down. We had one pastor tell the story of how his son liked playing IN the toilet (physically being IN the toilet). The kid was 13 and sitting there at the time. I almost died for him. |
Was it like the kid in the arcade game? |
I guess. It seems that they would lose sight of him and go looking and there he was nakey in the toilet. |
That is freakish.... so you should identify. |
/I think I'm being 'sulted.
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j1miller
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 14:20 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | I once heard a minister talk about women from a certain denomination in the midwest "clutching their bibles to their ample bosoms"
the same minister once preached about how sorry he was that he had his son circumcised, from the pulpit. |
Ok.. THAT is funny. "Little Johnny, I'm so sorry that we cut of part of your weenus..." |
Worst part of being a PK I would think! Sitting in the audience while your dad tells tales about your youth?? Holy heck that would suck.
I guess Solomon's beloved isn't from the deep south:
| Quote: | Your teeth are like a flock of ewes,
that have come up from the washing;
all of them bear twins,
and not one among them is bereaved. |
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My Brother sometimes talks about me like I'm not there either |
I would have to lay some ground rules down. We had one pastor tell the story of how his son liked playing IN the toilet (physically being IN the toilet). The kid was 13 and sitting there at the time. I almost died for him. |
Was it like the kid in the arcade game? |
I guess. It seems that they would lose sight of him and go looking and there he was nakey in the toilet. |
That is freakish.... so you should identify. |
/I think I'm being salted. |
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keltic63
the kilted one
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Posted: 04/25/06 - 17:00 Post subject:
oops, someone put some threads too close together 
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