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RangerG
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 Posted: 01/22/06 - 19:46 Post subject: Some additional Chuck Norris facts..
In the days before e-mail, Chuck Norris would tie messages to pigeons and then roundhouse kick them.
Chuck Norris once swallowed a Rubik's Cube. When it came out in the toilet it was solved.
Chuck Norris was born when he punched his way out of his mother's stomach. Shortly thereafter he began to grow a beard.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Once Chuck Norris was sparring with Wolverine and lost a testicle. You may know it now by its technical name, Jupiter.
Chuck Norris is said to have roundhouse kicked a McDonald's so hard that it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris is where babies come from.
Chuck Norris invented a language that uses kicks and punches. So if he kicks your a&&, don't take it personally. He may just be trying to say that he likes your hat.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 01/22/06 - 19:51 Post subject:
Chuck Norris is my Hero!
it used to be Ranger, but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked Ranger's ass all around the town... it was fun to watch.
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RangerG
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Posted: 01/22/06 - 19:57 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | Chuck Norris is my Hero!
it used to be Ranger, but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked Ranger's ass all around the town... it was fun to watch. |
It's that Total Body Gym thing you bought...right? 
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karlene
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Posted: 01/22/06 - 21:00 Post subject:
They added 2 more pages to Chucknorrisfacts.com 
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 01/23/06 - 11:46 Post subject:
how 'bout this one:
chuck norris takes viagra and dreams of doing christie on the total gym. keyword DREAMS.
what a loser!
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akern
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Posted: 01/23/06 - 12:14 Post subject:
Somebody recently told me that Chuck Norris is a big giant dork. 
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blue
your favorite weapon
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Posted: 01/23/06 - 12:17 Post subject:
but does Chuck Norris pity the fool that thinks drugs pay?
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/23/06 - 13:05 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | but does Chuck Norris pity the fool that thinks drugs pay? |
Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's flip head off.
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