The time now is 11/21/08 - 22:28
Log in: Username: Password:
Search forums for:
  
Calculator Running Log Uploads Smilies Calendar
FAQ Search    Articles Register Log in

Social Security Update


www.runningforums.com Forum Index -> Riff-Raff Hang Out

Post new topic   Reply to topic
andydp
Member
Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 8122
Location: Upstate NY near Albany
| Back to top
PostPosted: 04/14/05 - 21:38    Post subject: Social Security Update
Privatizing Social Security


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
bburgoyne26
Member
Reply with quote
Joined: 16 Sep 2003
Posts: 2959
Location: Ft. Worth, Texas
| Back to top
PostPosted: 04/14/05 - 21:47    Post subject:
heck yeah!......
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic All times are GMT - 4 Hours

www.runningforums.com Forum Index -> Riff-Raff Hang Out

Page 1 of 1

Related topics:
Big Brother or Homeland Security???
Internet Security
Fixing Social Security
security concern at our high school
Li'l Heads-Up on Bike Security
Panda Security - Free Antivirus software for a year
Hey you security guard with the strobe light directing
New Airport Security Measure
Social Security Benefits
I guess that's one way to supplement your Social Security...
Security Camera Presents!!!
So on my first day as acting director of security...
Relax everyone !! Homeland Security is working
truamatized by mall security...
How to Install a Texas Wireless Security System
Social Security Question