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Floridaboiler
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 04/19/05 - 19:13 Post subject: Social Security Benefits
SS Benefits
When I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security,
the
woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my
age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I
told
the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at
home.
"I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your
chest is
proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the
social security office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten
disability too"
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Cappy
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 19:42 Post subject:
This isn't a true story I hope 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 19:44 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | This isn't a true story I hope |
Nope! I just turned 37, I am not eligible yet.
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Cappy
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 19:45 Post subject:
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Nope! I just turned 37, I am not eligible yet. |
Yeah you old fart
Well, you are about 8 weeks older than me
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Posted: 04/19/05 - 20:44 Post subject:
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