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Ms. Jenn
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 Posted: 06/10/05 - 05:58 Post subject: Signs you're no spring chicken
You know by the day pill boxes you buy at the store?
Well, I bought one and I have trouble opening it everyday.
Once I got today open, I got my medicine and sat it on the desk because my coffee was too hot to drink. The pill is missing (some time later) and I can't remember if I've taken it (the reason for the pill box) 
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 06:15 Post subject:
when you go to the pool you used to lifegaurd at in HS and the current lifegaurds working there weren't BORN yet when you worked there!
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akern
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 06:28 Post subject:
You grunt everytime you bend over.
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 06:34 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | You grunt everytime you bend over. |
oh could the inuendo meter git pegged with this one
Not gunna dew it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture ....
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 06:40 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | You grunt everytime you bend over. |
Your husband doesn't grunt anymore when you bend over. 
I'll just have a seat over there. 
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andydp
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 06:54 Post subject:
Two things:
I started getting called "sir" when I was not in uniform.
and
My watch was older than some members of our Army unit. (I'd just like to add - older than a lot of you reading this)
Last edited by andydp on 06/10/05 - 09:29; edited 1 time in total
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purple hayes
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 06:54 Post subject:
You start a thread about how many times you poop in the AM.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 11:22 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | You start a thread about how many times you poop in the AM. |
or worse yet, can't poop without your fibre supplement.
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robp
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 11:25 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | You start a thread about how many times you poop in the AM. |
Purely informational purposes only.
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 11:25 Post subject:
helll.....I just wake up and look in the mirror......
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Noley
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Posted: 06/10/05 - 11:27 Post subject:
When you look at family pictures from your childhood...AND YOU KNOW OUR PARENTS WERE OLD THEN...and now you're older than they were in that picture.
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