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andydp
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Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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 Posted: 01/28/05 - 19:58 Post subject: Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
Your spouse's lawyer has suddenly taken to lighting his cigarettes with twenties.
The judge is seriously considering your spouse's request for custody of your immortal soul.
Your spouse's attorney is seeking the death penalty.
Your mother's name appears on your wife's witness list.
Your portion of the settlement so far: The Commodore 64, the Chia pets and the Wham! CD collection.
Your half of the dog arrives postage due.
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
Posts: 21238
Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 01/28/05 - 21:36 Post subject:
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Maddies Wench
Flailing Homosapiens
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Joined: 12 Jun 2003
Posts: 6103
Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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Posted: 01/28/05 - 21:57 Post subject: Re: Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
| andydp wrote: | Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
Your half of the dog arrives postage due. |
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RangerG
Bounty Hunter
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Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Posts: 7301
Location: Gmail Server Number 126
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Posted: 01/28/05 - 22:37 Post subject: Re: Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
| andydp wrote: | Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
the Wham! CD collection.
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Which Shelfie would offer huge money for...huge money...
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