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shelflifers
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 Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:11 Post subject: Serious question here...
When is the ONLY great time to scream "I've got diarrhea!!!"
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genie
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:12 Post subject:
When you're slidin into home and your shorts are full of foam.......
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akern
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:13 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | When you're slidin into home and your shorts are full of foam....... |
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jrjo
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:14 Post subject:
"Does anyone amongst you object that these two be wed?"
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:14 Post subject:
When you're waiting for a flight & you're squeezing 'em real tight.
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genie
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:15 Post subject:
There are at least two more verses to that rhyme and I cannot for the life of me remember what they are......anyone?
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genie
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:15 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | "Does anyone amongst you object that these two be wed?" |
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shelflifers
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:19 Post subject: Re: Serious question here...
| shelflifers wrote: | | When is the ONLY great time to scream "I've got diarrhea!!!" |
The actual answer is:
When you're playing Scrabble! It's a crapload of points! 
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Pebbles
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:19 Post subject:
diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny but it's really dark and runny- diarrhea
When you're running in a race and it slaps you in the face - diarrhea
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jrjo
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:21 Post subject:
| Pebbles wrote: | diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny but it's really dark and runny- diarrhea
When your running in a race and it slaps you in the face - diarrhea |
.. I haven't had that ditty in my head for a loooong time.
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genie
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:32 Post subject:
Way to come through, ladies!! I knew someone else out there was as twisted as I am.....
I can hear all the youngsters in the crowd scratching their heads in bewilderment now.....
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akern
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:39 Post subject:
I know there are more lines to that song. I just can't remember! And we always shay Uhh Uhh before diarrhea.
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:39 Post subject:
When you're walking up a ladder and you hear a great big splatter, diarrhea aha, diarrhea aha
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 17:50 Post subject:
Pizza?
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 02/07/03 - 18:35 Post subject:
Is this one of the causes of it, or what?
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