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coachmarkos
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 Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:10 Post subject: Say something funny!
I'll be back in a half hour to check on your progress.
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elkid
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:11 Post subject:
something funny
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robp
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:13 Post subject:
Akern's a banana head..... 
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:18 Post subject:
A termite went into a bar and asked:
"is the bar tender here?"
 
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:20 Post subject:
A frenchmen walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him and says: "hey that's neat - Where'd you get that?" And the parrot says: "France, they have millions of them there."
Ha! I am cracking myself up!!!!!
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:31 Post subject:
Banana Hammock
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:45 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | something funny
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 DANG!!!! beat me to it.
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andydp
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 13:49 Post subject:
A Rabbi, Priest a Nun and a Blonde walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey !! Is this some kind of joke ?"
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 14:07 Post subject:
Donald Trump's Hair is hellafubby.
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akern
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 14:09 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Akern's a banana head..... |
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you. So THERE!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 14:13 Post subject:
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robp
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 14:27 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Akern's a banana head..... |
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you. So THERE! |
Sticks and stones will break..... oh wait, that ain't gonna work.
Crap I don't remember any more of them stupid kiddie rhymes so I guess you win. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 15:16 Post subject:
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Oh, so you have the version without the parental advisory...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/15/04 - 15:20 Post subject:
Unfortunately, this album doesn't have the smash tune:
"You're every biotch in the world, to me..."
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