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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 10/10/02 - 07:19 Post subject: Room Service
> This one takes some work, but it is really funny!
>
> Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after
> reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997". A telephonic
exchange
> between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was
> recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
>
> "RUIN SORBEES"
> Hotel guest dials Room Service... and the fun begins!
> Room Service:
> "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
>
> Guest:
> "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
>
> Room Service:
> "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
>
> Guest:
> "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
>
> Room Service:
> "Ow July den?"
>
> Guest:
> "What??"
>
> Room Service:
> "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
>
> Guest:
> "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
>
> Room Service:
> "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
>
> Guest:
> "Crisp will be fine."
>
> Room Service:
> "Hokay. An San toes?"
>
> Guest:
> "What???"
>
> Room Service:
> "San toes. July San toes?"
>
> Guest:
> "Uhh... I don't think so"
>
> Room Service:
> "No? Judo one toes??"
>
> Guest:
> "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
> means."
>
> Room Service:
> "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"
>
> Guest:
> "Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine."
Yes,
> an English muffin will be fine."
>
> Room Service:
> "We bother?"
>
> Guest:
> "No. Just put the bother on the side."
>
> Room Service:
> "Wad?"
>
> Guest:
> "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
>
> Room Service:
> "Copy?"
>
> Guest:
> "Sorry???"
>
> Room Service:
> "Copy...tea...mill?"
>
> Guest:
> "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
>
> Room Service:
> "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
> singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
>
> Guest:
> "Whatever you say."
>
> Room Service:
> "Tendjewberrymud."
>
> Guest:
> "You're welcome."
>
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