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 Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:10 Post subject:
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I'm going with Rolling Rock on this one.
Something entered my head last night
that no longer makes me feel the need to fight!
So as I drink my 44oz
I hope it gives me no reason to pounce! 
And this is a stupid rhyme!
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:12 Post subject:
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle
Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the
grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:13 Post subject:
Mr. Neutron: I just won the Kellogg's Corn Flakes Contest
Mrs.Scum: Oh Mr. N. that is wonderful
Mr. Neutron: The prize is 5000 pounds in cash or as much ice cream as I could eat
Mrs. Scum: 5000 pounds!!!!!
Mr. Neutron: I was thinking taking the ice cream
Mrs. Scum: Oh No!
Mr. Neutron: It has been so hot lately
Mrs. Scum: You couldn't eat that much ice cream
Mr. Neutron: Mrs. S.C.U.M. I can eat enormous amounts of ice cream without being sick
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:14 Post subject:
You...you do *have* some cheese, don't you?
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BamBam
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:16 Post subject:
In our next scene we are going to have a giant 20 ft electric penguin with tentacles attack Scott-----GREAT GREAT
-from Scott of the Antarctic
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Tazmania
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:16 Post subject:
This is incredible!!!!!!
Did anyone actually read my original post?
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
Arthur: Well, what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: Oh Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur: Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!
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BamBam
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:20 Post subject:
Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord...
Congregation: Oh Lord...
Chaplain: Oooh you are so big...
Congregation: Oooh you are so big...
Chaplain: So absolutely huge.
Congregation: So ab - solutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.Congregation: Fan - tastic.
Headmaster: Amen. Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school but I remind you that it was presented to us by the Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on the cormorant is strictly out of bounds. Oh... and Jenkins... apparently your mother died this
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:22 Post subject:
| Tazmania wrote: | This is incredible!!!!!!
Did anyone actually read my original post? |
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:27 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Tazmania wrote: | This is incredible!!!!!!
Did anyone actually read my original post? |
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? |
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the five minute one and see how it goes from there. Ok?
Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment........ Mr. Du-Bakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.......... Yes, try Mr. barnard, Room 12.
Thank you.
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:28 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Tazmania wrote: | This is incredible!!!!!!
Did anyone actually read my original post? |
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? |
That's not an argument, that's contradiction!
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:28 Post subject:
A spanking, a spanking!!! 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:37 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | A spanking, a spanking!!! |
No! Give her... THE COMFY CHAIR!!
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:40 Post subject:
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
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Posted: 09/27/03 - 10:59 Post subject:
Well times up for me here I thought I'd give ya a chance to show me the attraction, very disappointed in you Riff Raffers. You do need to stick together however anywhere else and you'd be totally lost.........sad!
Powers that be go ahead and x me out so I'll never be tempted to enter agin it's very obvious I don't belong ya see I ain't all that up on smilie faces..........geesh!
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