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runswithscissors
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 Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:36 Post subject:
| Batjac wrote: | | Rene also gave us the Cartesian coordinate system. Much more useful than his thinking and being idea... |
Cartesian? Isn't that a guy that makes maps of water?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:37 Post subject:
Don't listen to Pro, I personally think that the Cartesian coordinate system is quite humorous...
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BamBam
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:42 Post subject:
| camelia bedelia wrote: | Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed |
Absolutely Bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:42 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | Don't listen to Pro, I personally think that the Cartesian coordinate system is quite humorous... |
i don't know Joel, Seinfeld did 5 minutes on it at Caroline's one night, and he bombed
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:44 Post subject:
| prohemp wrote: | | Batjac wrote: | | Rene also gave us the Cartesian coordinate system. Much more useful than his thinking and being idea... |
but can you turn it into a joke? |
Rene walked 3 paces in the X direction and 4 paces in the Y direction to get into the resturant. 
He came up with the idea while watching a fly more around on a ceiling.
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/09/02 - 08:04 Post subject:
If i ran a sex farm, would i be practicing whoreniculture
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