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prohemp
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 Posted: 10/08/02 - 10:51 Post subject: Rene Descartes goes into a restaurant...
...and sits down. The waiter says to him, "Soup of the day, sir?"
Descartes replies "I think not", and disappears.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 10:59 Post subject:
Forgive my stupidity, but who is this Rene guy?
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:00 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | Forgive my stupidity, but who is this Rene guy? |
| Renee Descartes said and then later wrote: | | I think; Therefore I am |
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:02 Post subject:
That was funny. I get it. I get jokes.
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keltic63
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:05 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | Forgive my stupidity, but who is this Rene guy? |
i guess that wasn't a Liberal Arts college you went to then....or did you skip class that day?
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:05 Post subject:
Wish I would have known beforehand, that was fubby!
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:06 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: |
i guess 1) that wasn't a Liberal Arts college you went to then....or 2) did you skip class that day? |
Um, 2.
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:08 Post subject:
three men walk into a bar....
you would think the third one would have ducked
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:12 Post subject:
Forgive my stupidity, but who is this third guy?
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monk25
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:13 Post subject:
cogito ergo sum
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:16 Post subject:
je pense, donc je suis
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camelia bedelia
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:18 Post subject:
Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
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monk25
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:18 Post subject:
Très Bon!
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:33 Post subject:
Rene also gave us the Cartesian coordinate system. Much more useful than his thinking and being idea...
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 11:35 Post subject:
| Batjac wrote: | | Rene also gave us the Cartesian coordinate system. Much more useful than his thinking and being idea... |
but can you turn it into a joke?
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