Remember when....

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So we've all been with our families recently, give us a remember when story.

My dad: Remember when you stabbed your sister with a fork? What the heck made you do that?

Me: She called me a kindergarden baby. So I stuck her. Twisted Evil

Dad: You drew blood! With a dinner fork!!

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Adam's Uncle Larry: Remember when you used to bite Bull (Billy) all the time?

Adam: No.

Uncle Larry: Well, he came in crying about it one day and I told him to hit you when you do that. He said he wouldn't since you were "a baby." I told him to do it anyway, you were big enough to take it. So Bull went back outside, picked up a 2x4, and hit you. No more biting.

Adam: No wonder I don't remember.

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I try to block those things out. I'm the youngest and I seem to have had lots of thing for my family has to bring up and laugh about Evil or Very Mad

Mostly from my sisters: "remember when we convinced you you grew a sixth toe on your left foot?? LOL

" "remember when we convinced you mom and dad were going to leave you on the side of the road in Arkansas while on vacation and you cried for 2 days? LOL

" "Remember when we played 'club' and you had to be 'initiated' into our club so we hazed you for weeks? LOL

" "Remember when we force fed you pop rocks and coke to see if the rumor was true and your stomach would explode? LOL

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mom:
remember when you were three and we went the holland's farm for milk and a goose bit you?

snickering around the table.

me:

mom: didn't realize they could bite so hard.

brother: you were goosed!

Embarassed

Master of Prissface

OMG!! OMG!! I love those remember when's (as long as they happened to someone else Wink

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My cousins and I were at my grandmom's on Christmas Eve Day and were talking about the remember when stories. My cousin Kelly and I used to torment her little brother Mikey (who is now 32 and bigger than me so I've cut back a bit on the torment) and this is how the conversation went:

Me: Hey, remember that time I slept over your house and we were upstairs brushing our teeth and you decided to tell Mikey I had rabies and I chased him all over the house growling with a mouthful of toothpaste froth?

Kelly: Yeah, and remember that annoying little neighbor girl Lindy who used to like you and we invited her over to play with us and then left and you got stuck with her chasing you around and trying to kiss you all day (they were like 6 at the time)?

Mikey's wife Ruth: this explains a LOT!

Ashley and Little Mikey: LOL

Daddy was a big dork!

Mikey:

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