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Laurie Ellen
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 Posted: 11/19/02 - 10:28 Post subject: Regarding Birds
TWO ROBINS
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one.
"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down to the ground and find some lunch."
They flew down to the ground and found a nice plat of newly plowed ground that was just full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.
"Me either. Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.
"O.K.," said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun.
No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought.........
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"I just love baskin' robins!"
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 10:34 Post subject:
I am so corney that I love these kind of jokes. Good one, LE.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 10:37 Post subject:
| AlaninTX wrote: | | I am so corney that I love these kind of jokes. Good one, LE. |
Glad you liked it. (And that I'm not the only corny one around here.)
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prohemp
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 11:20 Post subject:
two crows were sitting on a perch
and one said to the other "I smell fish"
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 11:33 Post subject:
| prohemp wrote: | two crows were sitting on a perch
and one said to the other "I smell fish" |
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prohemp
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 11:38 Post subject:
it was not that funny 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 11:39 Post subject:
Now that response makes no sense!
Last edited by Laurie Ellen on 11/19/02 - 13:05; edited 1 time in total
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akern
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 12:42 Post subject:
I had a dream I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted.
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 12:47 Post subject:
A big moron and a little moron sat on a roof. Suddenly, the ground shook and the big moron fell off. Why didn't the other one fall off?
Because he was a little moron!
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 12:47 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | A big moron and a little moron sat on a roof. Suddenly, the ground shook and the big moron fell off. Why did the other one stay on?
Because he was a little moron! |
Stick to drawing maps. 
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prohemp
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 12:56 Post subject:
at a reception after mass, there was a long table with a bowl full of apples at one end, and a plate heaped with chocolate chip cookies
a note by the apples said "take only one apple, God is watching"
seeing this, one of the children put a note by the cookies "take all you wish, God is watching the apples"
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Posted: 11/19/02 - 18:02 Post subject: Re: Regarding Birds
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | TWO ROBINS |
Well, really there are eight of us. And my oldest brother had a roommate his freshman year named "Basken".
Pretty funny corny jokes all.
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