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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 01/30/04 - 19:53 Post subject: Redneck Medical Terms:
Artery - The study of paintings
Benign - What you be after you be eight
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan - Searching for the cat
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else does
Fibula - A small lie
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Rectum - Dam near killed him
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Tumor - More than one
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Near by
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