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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 04/30/05 - 06:30 Post subject: Redneck Mama
> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office,
> trailed by 15 kids...
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> "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
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> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs,
> having heard that question a thousand times before.
> She says, "Sit down Leroy."
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> All the children rush to find seats.
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> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be
> here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
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> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
> "OK, and who's next?"
> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
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> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.
> One by one, through the oldest four, all boys,
> all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the
> eldest girl, named Leighroy!
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> "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a
> pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
>
> Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier.
> When it is time to get them out of bed and ready
> for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
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> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!'
> an' they all comes arunnin.'
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> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street,
> I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the
> smartest idea I ever had,namin' them all Leroy."
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>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit,
> then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively,
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> "But what if you just want ONE kid to
> come, and not the whole bunch?"
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> "I call them by their last names."
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