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andydp
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Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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 Posted: 12/02/04 - 20:22 Post subject: Reasons why its good to be a woman
Life is good when you're a female...
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
Nobody has to know when we're at work and find ourselves incredibly turned on by the way a man smells.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/03/04 - 18:22 Post subject:
| Quote: | | Reasons why its good to be a woman |
Is there something you need to share with the class Andy?
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andydp
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Posted: 12/03/04 - 18:26 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Quote: | | Reasons why its good to be a woman |
Is there something you need to share with the class Andy? |
Get rid of that shirt then we'll talk...
P.S. I thought the ladies would like something that praises the fair sex.
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 12/03/04 - 19:45 Post subject:
most important one seems to have been overlooked.
oh well.
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 12/03/04 - 19:49 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | most important one seems to have been overlooked.
oh well.
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/03/04 - 20:28 Post subject:
Everytime I read that list, for some reason, I get the Blues Brothers scene in my head. The one where they're in the country bar singing Stand By Your Man.
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Cappy
Excelent
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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Posted: 12/03/04 - 20:30 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | Everytime I read that list, for some reason, I get the Blues Brothers scene in my head. The one where they're in the country bar singing Stand By Your Man. |
Chicken Wire, What's the Chicken Wire For?
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