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Cappy
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 Posted: 05/03/04 - 12:44 Post subject: Reading Your Pet's Mind
If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You:
Life in General:
The Weather:
The Pooper Scooper Law:
Running with Headphones:
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keltic63
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 12:53 Post subject:
local news ran a story about a pet psychic who said she could find those things out for you, and also teach you how to do it 
I'm so thankful that we have local news programs that watch out for us like this!
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 13:05 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| Moe-kitty wrote: | If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You: Why are you sitting there when you should be feeding me?
Life in General: It sucks when your owner makes you starve. Hey Brewr, toss me some more Friskies treats!
The Weather: I'm too pretty to go outside.
The Pooper Scooper Law: I crap, Brewr cleans. It's a nice relationaship.
Running with Headphones: Do what you like, just don't expect me to move outta the way.
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 13:08 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
You: I'm Hungry...Feed me. I'm still hungry...got anymore? (repeat endlessly)
Life in General: I'm Hungry...and Let me in the house as soon as you get home. If you don't, I'm gonna bark.
The Weather: If it's raining out...I'll be good and stay in the doghouse. If it's dry out...I'm gonna ignore my bed, and lay in the dirt.
The Pooper Scooper Law: I'm all for it, but don't apply to me, cause I can't go if anyone is watching.
Running with Headphones: I'm still hungry...why is he putting those things on his ears when he can feed me instead?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 15:00 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| Cappy wrote: | | If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about: |
You: that large female is quite clearly our slave.
Life in General: read the large female's shirt: life is good what a crock.
The Weather: so much to watch on CAT TV today. maybe we'll come back as outdoor cats in our next life. 
The Pooper Scooper Law: we poops , she scoops. this clumping stuff rocks our crappin' world.
Running with Headphones: the large female wears odd things in her ears while making loud noise in the bedroom. (refering to the treadmill) we hate her when she does this. stop that madness you human gerbil.
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jrjo
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 15:03 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You:
Wow.. he brings home huge haul from the "grocery hunt". He puts me in that amazing teleportation "van" and we go to such interesting places. And his feet smell sooo good, just one shoe to chew...pleeease.
Life in General:
Life of a dog. Does it get any better? You sleep, you run, you eat. If there's something better, let me know.
The Weather:
Dang that snow is cold on my paws! I much prefer it warmer and the lake is melted. Such wonderful stinky stuff floats around sometimes. Snails, frogs, turtles and fish..mmmm...dead fish.
The Pooper Scooper Law:
The Brewr cat has it right. I poop, he scoops, it's a beautiful thing.
But why he gets that kooky grin when I poop in Coach's yard, I'll nevah know.
Running with Headphones:
What a waste. When I bark my best at those going by the house with those goofy things on, they don't even turn their head to listen. I can only hope they're listening to a Timberwolves game.
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pokychick
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 15:08 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
You: I wish she would sit down so I could jump in her lap.
Life in General: I wish she would sit down so I could jump in her lap.
The Weather: It is warm sitting in her lap.
The Pooper Scooper Law: I always dump a big load right after she cleans the litter box, then I jump on her lap.
Running with Headphones: where is she? where is my lap?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 15:12 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| pokychick wrote: | You: I wish she would sit down so I could jump in her lap.
Life in General: I wish she would sit down so I could jump in her lap.
The Weather: It is warm sitting in her lap.
The Pooper Scooper Law: I always dump a big load right after she cleans the litter box, then I jump on her lap.
Running with Headphones: where is she? where is my lap? |
so perfect.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 15:16 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| George and Dudley got together and collaboratively wrote: |
You: That girl is really great when she's here, she scratches our ears and bellies and gives us food and comes up with the craziest feather toys that are SO fun. But then she's gone alot too and we get very sad while she's gone. So sad we sleep the entire time. Every once in a while, she grabs us, and puts us in this box and we ride for a while (we howl in protest but she doesn't seem to care) and then these evil women poke us with sharp objects. But then we always get treats afterwards, and we're easily bought, so its all good.
Life in General: As long as there are treats and belly scratches involved, life is great. Oh, and George would like to point out that Dudley is a treat-whore.
The Weather: Weather? Do you mean what the girl sets the A/C at? Because we don't see the light of day....
The Pooper Scooper Law:We poop, she (usually) scoops it, works for us! As long as she scoops (and this is your warning missy, next 'long weekend' and its your pillow....)
Running with Headphones: Yeah, we've taken that girl's headphones and run off with them before. Of course, in order to do so we had to chew through the cord. we never told her which one of us chewed through the cord but his name starts with G and rhymes with "Borge |
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 15:41 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| Cappy wrote: | If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You: Except when she leaves for a week and doesn't tell us, she's a lovely chaise lounge. I like to poke her with my claws to see how long she'll take it before she makes me jump off.
Life in General: Something big is going down. I hope we don't have to go to the bad place again.
The Weather: Weather? What's that?
The Pooper Scooper Law: Cats don't poop. We leave "remains".
Running with Headphones: Who wants to do that when you can nap? |
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akern
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 16:09 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
You: She's ok, for a human, but doesn't she know she hurts my feelings when she calles me "punk a$$"?
Life in General: I eat, I sleep, I play. If my human wasn't such a bed hog I wouldn't wake up so crabby.
The Weather: I always want to go out no matter what the weather. Sometimes I like to see how many times I can make my human get her butt up off the couch to let me out. What's the matter Miss " I can run for miles", can't you walk 5 feet over here and OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR!!??
The Pooper Scooper Law: Who needs it? I usually clean up after myself.
Running with Headphones: I hope she gets hit by bus. Then she'd have plenty of time to stay home with ME!!
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 16:59 Post subject:
so, it's jrjo's dog that's doing that,huh?
(that's a long ways to use the facilities, I'm sure he could find something suitable locally)
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kristin31
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 17:41 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| Cappy wrote: | If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You: That witch! She left me for the weekend and came back a day late. SUre, there was a dogsitter that I like fine when they're here, but I refuse to eat on principle until they return. Or poop. That will scare them!
Life in General: Hey, this swimming thing is OK. Maybe I should shed some more all over the house....Hey!!! There's some new trash!
The Weather: This is not too bad. There's no snow, but there is a beach! I'll just roll in the sand instead.
The Pooper Scooper Law: Hey, it's not MY problem. I don't have opposable thumbs.
Running with Headphones: |
NO! Don't do it!
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kattzoo
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 19:02 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
| Cappy wrote: | If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You: Dogs- feed me, Cats - bite me
Life in General: Dogs - feed me, Cats - bite me, and open the shades, we want some sun for our nap
The Weather: Dogs - it's hot! (feed me), Cats - AC rocks
The Pooper Scooper Law: Dogs - necessary, so feed me. Cats - ??? Litter boxes for all
Running with Headphones: |
- Dogs - don't take those, take me, take me! Cats - why run when you can nap
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Cappy
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Posted: 05/03/04 - 19:25 Post subject: Re: Reading Your Pet's Mind
If you could, what do you think your pet would be saying about:
You: I don't care what time it is, I want you to pet me now
Life in General: 22 hours of sleep is just not enough
The Weather: Open the door, I want to go out and catch me some critters
The Pooper Scooper Law: I poop, they scoop, any questions
Running with Headphones: They don't make them small enough for me
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