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andydp
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Joined: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 8122
Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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 Posted: 07/16/04 - 09:16 Post subject: Random thoughts from an "old" guy
How appropriate !! Monday the 19th is my birthday. In case you're curious, I'll be 55. This means in five short years I can begin to live off the sweat of YOUR brows...
Random thoughts of an "old" guy
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it Pumping Rust."
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease...that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of emergency. I think you should write, "A GOOD DOCTOR!"
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the carriers could look for them while they delivered the mail?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me... they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
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