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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 01/24/03 - 07:04 Post subject: REDNECK HIGHTECH
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Redneck were sitting naked
in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I
have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Redneck felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and
went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from
his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Redneck finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a
fax."
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good one Eric
yet 
