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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 05/31/03 - 08:32 Post subject: Purdue, Indiana and the Shark.
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> On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to
> visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in
> the pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
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> A helpless man, wearing a red Indiana Hoosiers jersey, was
> struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
> As the pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
> men wearing gold Purdue jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the
> sharks' side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding
> semiconscious, Hoosier from the water. Then using long clubs, the three
> beat the shark to death and hauled it, too, into the boat.
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> Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
> "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard
> that there were some bitter hatreds between Boilermakers and Hoosiers,
> but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".
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> As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who
> was that"?
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> "It was the Pope", one replied. "He is in direct contact
> with God and has access to all of God's wisdom".
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> "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's
> wisdom, but he
> doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up O.K.,
> or do we need to get another one?"
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