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coachmarkos
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 Posted: 03/09/04 - 10:49 Post subject: Pug for President!
a grass roots movement. Starting here.
Think of the audience we can reach.
PH could photoshop some neato campaign banners...
Joe is gonna lock in the law enforcement endorsement.
Katt will get the education endorsement.
I will willingingly work in the background, along with my top henchmen Alan, and Megawill.
Help us out! We need ideas...help us elect Pug for President.
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 10:50 Post subject:
Pug logo'd hippity hops! 
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copteacher
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 10:50 Post subject:
I will not garner support of Pug's progressive agenda. Unless he makes Dirty Harry mandatory viewing in high school
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jrjo
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 10:55 Post subject:
Can I be in charge of Spin Control?? Pleeeease..
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 10:56 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | | I will not garner support of Pug's progressive agenda. Unless he makes Dirty Harry mandatory viewing in high school |
I can safely speak for the candidate, when I say that we are open to all suggestions from our brothers in law enforcement.
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sonnylax
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 10:59 Post subject:
No thanks. I'd prefer to keep my paycheck to me, myself, and I.
I hear some of the former Soviet Union bloc countries may need some help though. 
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:04 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | Can I be in charge of Spin Control?? Pleeeease.. |
you are like, so in dude...
now, you need to come up with some sort of reply to sonnylax...he's dissing the candidate!
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Pug
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:09 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | | I will not garner support of Pug's progressive agenda. Unless he makes Dirty Harry mandatory viewing in high school |
I see some potential benefits in such a program. Furthermore, no candidate has as much respect for our brothers and sisters in law inforcement than I do. The ability for law enforcement to safely and effectively do their job will always be a priority my administration.
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Cappy
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:10 Post subject:
Will first need to amend the constitution to lower the age for president
I can be the official photographer
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jrjo
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:13 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | No thanks. I'd prefer to keep my paycheck to me, myself, and I.
I hear some of the former Soviet Union bloc countries may need some help though. |
With the new Pugsley monetary system, you do get to keep the check though. That's the beauty of it. We're moving to a cash-basis system! As long as you don't bring that puppy to the bank, you won't owe a thing. Ain't that ingeniuos!
And as for Soviet bloc countries... welcome to the new Pugley Timeshares! Heck, they sold us Alaska for a song, why not pony up some of that savings and get yourself a piece of the Ukraine? Cheap acreage and like all Pugley real estate transactions.. tax free!!
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copteacher
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:14 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | Will first need to amend the constitution to lower the age for president
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while we are at it you know amending the constitution and stuff...oh never mind
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Pug
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:15 Post subject:
I've got a sweet deal on Lithuania and Latvia going!
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RangerG
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 11:54 Post subject:
I want to be head of the Secret Service.
I think those presidential limo's are so outdated. I'll get Pug a fleet of stretch HUMMERs. They will be escorted by brand new Peacekeeper armored vehicles.
All protection agents will now be former Navy Seals or Special Forces Rangers.
Now about a new Air Force One...Hmmm I'm thinking a modern updated version of the Superfortress....
Ain't no one getting close to PUG... 
I will appoint MW in charge of protection for the First Lady
"Radical change demands radical protection" < Our mission statement!
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RangerG
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
Oh yea....
Joe should be head of the FBI.
Cappy should be head of Homeland Defense because it coordinates all Emergency Services. He should also be in charge of the NFPA.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 03/09/04 - 12:24 Post subject:
I can be the pollster, and in charge of canidate enthusiasm.
Here is my work so far:
While today's tracking poll continues to show nominally zero per cent of voters are likely to vote for you, and there is a statistical correlation of this number to the zero per cent name ID you currently enjoy, we see no movement in your negatives. Thus, while voters are showing near zero name ID and inclination to vote for you, they do not think badly of you.
Today's poll continues to show our campaing stategy is working thus far; attempting to raise your name ID and move voters into the "likely to vote for Pug" category while minimizing any negative associations towards you.
Recommendations: Continue vigoursly to raise $100 million in order to up our currently non-existant media buys. Note: Current incumbent is having knee problems, so possibly passing on a debate but challanging incumbent to a 3 mile road race may prove more likely to raise name ID and move voters into the "likely to vote for Pug" category--assuming you win. A loss could prove to be a challanging voter opinion event.
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