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Cappy
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 Posted: 06/04/03 - 12:20 Post subject: Product/Corporate Slogans That Were Rejected
Viagra: We Try Harder
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kattzoo
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Posted: 06/04/03 - 12:25 Post subject:
Viagra...don't let life get you down
Hallmark - show someone you're intersted in that inheritance money after all.
Burger King - have it your way and die sooner.
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jrjo
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Posted: 06/04/03 - 17:52 Post subject: Courtesy of "Late Night"
| Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Slogans wrote: | 10. Double cheeseburgers and triple bypasses.
9. Come watch old people work for minimum wage.
8. The Burger King? Gay as an order of curly fries.
7. Over 200 billion sold, mostly to fat guys with bad skin.
6. A little bit of a clown in every bite.
5. Hey - It's better than prison food.
4. When you're arteries are just too damn clean.
3. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese...ah, screwit - eat at Wendy's!
2. It's pretty damn tasty for horse meat.
1. Where's the contaminated beef? |
| Top Ten Other Failed McDonald's Promotions wrote: | 10. One millionth customer gets to sit naked in fryolator
9. Big Macs with patties the size of flyin' saucers!
8. For every order over $25, Mayor McCheese will whack a guy for you
7. Happy Meals include small containers of nitrous oxide
6. Please make up your own joke about "McHookers" and "Special Sauce"
5. Get 500 Quarter Pounders for the price of 499
4. Buy any sandwich and have clown make-up permanently tattooed on your face
3. Some McNuggets contain shards of glass; some contain valuable diamonds!
2. Free videos of Ronald McDonald in a hotel room with Frank Gifford
1. The 55› McCoronary |
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