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mrbill
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 Posted: 08/26/06 - 10:37 Post subject: Prevent Alien Abduction...
My wife works for a rubber company and one of the engineers received a call from a guy wanting to purchase some material to construct a "Thought Screen Helmet". See the article here....
http://www.stopabductions.com/
He was actually serious about this!
JON LOCKE,
ALIEN ABDUCTEE
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
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gretriever
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Posted: 08/26/06 - 11:17 Post subject: Re: Prevent Alien Abduction...
JON LOCKE,
ALIEN ABDUCTEE wrote: |
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke |
Dear Jon:
You dumbass.
Best Wishes to you on my way to the bank,
Michael Menkin
(edited to add: When I first saw the post, I did not see the accompanying picture. Now that I have, I must ask - does that helmet not look a little condomesque?)
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TimRuns
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Posted: 08/26/06 - 14:10 Post subject:
alien invasion 
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Posted: 08/26/06 - 14:56 Post subject:
rubber company.
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mrbill
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Posted: 08/26/06 - 15:30 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | rubber company. |
Not THAT kind.... 
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andydp
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Posted: 08/28/06 - 12:18 Post subject: Re: Prevent Alien Abduction...
| mrbill wrote: | My wife works for a rubber company and one of the engineers received a call from a guy wanting to purchase some material to construct a "Thought Screen Helmet". See the article here....
http://www.stopabductions.com/
He was actually serious about this!
JON LOCKE,
ALIEN ABDUCTEE
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke |
I have to tell you, Ranger knows this guy personally. At least he thinks he knows him - who knows it may be an alien hologram. Maybe a pod or ...
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RangerG
Bounty Hunter
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Posted: 08/28/06 - 12:22 Post subject: Re: Prevent Alien Abduction...
| andydp wrote: | | mrbill wrote: | My wife works for a rubber company and one of the engineers received a call from a guy wanting to purchase some material to construct a "Thought Screen Helmet". See the article here....
http://www.stopabductions.com/
He was actually serious about this!
JON LOCKE,
ALIEN ABDUCTEE
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke |
I have to tell you, Ranger knows this guy personally. At least he thinks he knows him - who knows it may be an alien hologram. Maybe a pod or ... |
I know him because he posts on a WWII Reneactors website. I do not know him personally, and have no desire to based on his posts. Come to think of it, he has not posted in a while....perhaps that hat did not work as well as advertized...
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