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wanttorun100
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 Posted: 10/04/05 - 10:38 Post subject:
Q: How does Hillary screw in a light bulb?
A: She hangs from it and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside
here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is
not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Kerry."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the
President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow!"
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A Republican, an independent, and a Democrat were all captured in a war, and were awaiting execution.
The Republican, knowing the religion of the captors, told his fellow
soldiers to wait until the last moment, and then to call out some kind of
disaster. The people would all bow down and pray for the disaster to go
away.
The Republican, going up first, waited until the executioner shouted "Ready, Aim..." and then yelled "Earthquake!, Earthquake". All the people bowed down to pray, and he escaped.
Accepting this loss, they then brought up the independent. "Ready, Aim..."
the executioner yelled, and just then the independent yelled "Tornado!,
Tornado!". All bowed down, and this man escaped as well.
Accepting this loss as well, the people brought forth the democrat. Smug, he waited for the executioner to yell "Ready, Aim...", before he proudly
exclaimed "Fire!, Fire!"
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