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JACKED UP
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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 Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:40 Post subject: Post your horoscope here!
Then translate it.  Here's mine for today.
Your boss has been surprisingly good about this, and your coworkers have, too. So what's the problem? You know you need to give yourself some time off, and you know you deserve it. Lighten up and take it.
Kay, let me translate this for you:
WTF do you mean you want some time off?? You're the f in boss and we expect you to come in early, stay late, and work when you're really sick cuz someone else thinks they are sick.
Time off, LMAO.
What's yours?
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RangerG
Bounty Hunter
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Joined: 13 Mar 2003
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Location: Gmail Server Number 126
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:43 Post subject:
You do not work and play well with others.
Translation: You spend all day in a literary dual on the internet..
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robp
Pyromaniac
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Joined: 26 Jul 2002
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Location: Waiting in line at the beer store...
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:43 Post subject:
Eliminate the negative influences that have been holding you back. It's time to do what you want and take control of your life and your future. Positive action will lead to success.
Uh, this is a year and a half too late.... I already did it.
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Joined: 30 May 2004
Posts: 6682
Location: Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:49 Post subject:
Explore your unconscious intentions. You'll see how things take a turn for the better in all your relationships
It means "you want steak, and your butcher misses you"....
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:49 Post subject:
| Quote: | | You're going to be a very happy camper for the next couple of days, and it all starts now. The full Moon has cast a spell on you -- the kind of spell that will make it impossible to say no to a trip, a class or a new experience of any kind. Anything that appeals to your curiosity or helps you to stretch your mind just a touch will be absolutely irresistible. |
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:53 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | Quote: | | You're going to be a very happy camper for the next couple of days, and it all starts now. The full Moon has cast a spell on you -- the kind of spell that will make it impossible to say no to a trip, a class or a new experience of any kind. Anything that appeals to your curiosity or helps you to stretch your mind just a touch will be absolutely irresistible. |
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hey, you're an aries right? I like that one much better. At least it fits me much better that the one from our paper:
| Quote: | Some families teach one another to be judgmental, and there's no shortage of scapegoats. Resolve to be different, and go against ingrained tendencies. As the Irish say, "He who gossips with you, gossips of you."
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gretriever
Hipster Doofus
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Location: A moving target in a firing range.
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:53 Post subject:
Quickie:
Take a close look at the underlying issues. Why? Things will clear up in your romantic life.
Overview:
A friend has extended a lovely invitation, but it isn't necessarily what it seems. If you're not sure about the spirit of the offer, get it straightened out before you accept.
Translation:
My wife reads these things, too. Still working on the appropriate smilie.
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:54 Post subject:
Yes, Aries here. That's the horrorscope from Yahoo.
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Gogirlgo
Member
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Location: No deal, stalker.
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:55 Post subject:
You feel your resolve waning and are flirting dangerously with returning to an old habit. Fear not! The stars boost your confidence and willpower. Don't give in before you've reached your full potential.
Um, OK.
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Pug
The Movie Geek
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 14:57 Post subject: Re: Post your horoscope here!
| JACKED UP wrote: | Your boss has been surprisingly good about this, and your coworkers have, too. So what's the problem? You know you need to give yourself some time off, and you know you deserve it. Lighten up and take it.
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Boss: I'll be taking a couple weeks off this month, but I expect you to stay every day until all the orders are clear. Yes, even the ones created at 3:55 pm and perhaps even the ones you can't process because folks haven't given you any materials for. Oh, we're going to need you to come in on sunday to work on the TPS reports. You forgot the cover sheets. Didn't you get the memo?
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 15:04 Post subject:
mine says
| Quote: | | "Work is overrated. Take the day off tomorrow." |
I tell you, it's uncanny!
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Ms. Jenn
Fresh, Hot & Wild
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Joined: 14 Feb 2004
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Location: Suite 550
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Posted: 05/23/05 - 21:08 Post subject:
MSN:
Today's arena is one that you can find a great deal of material in, Jennifer. There will be no shortage of energy to work with and no shortage of opinions coming from your mouth. Realize that your words have a greater potency about them today as people are becoming more intent on uncovering the truth. Apply yourself towards peace and cooperation among groups. Help people work together towards a common goal.
I think it's saying I should try not to be such a bithc.
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