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copteacher
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 Posted: 01/09/03 - 20:58 Post subject: Post your favorite Caddyshack line here
One of mine.
FORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I should've yelled two.
[grabbing the package] ouch [/grabbing the package]
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 21:05 Post subject:
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 21:13 Post subject:
That is one cool site Greg.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 21:46 Post subject:
"IT"s in the HOLE!"
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 10:45 Post subject:
Freeze goph
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Erstwhile Lurker
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 10:52 Post subject:
You mean I can only pick one? 
Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny. Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height.
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
[Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit] Spalding: Ahoy polloi!
Spalding: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Al Czervik: Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
Carl Spackler: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem? Danny Noonan: I don't know.
Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.
Ty Webb: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.
Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college. Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
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jrjo
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 10:53 Post subject:
Cinderella boy... Bill's finest hour
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 11:00 Post subject:
THANK. YOU. VERY. LITTLE.
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 11:03 Post subject:
Judge Smayles:
"YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!"
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 11:54 Post subject:
Wait, one more:
Will you loofah my stretch marks?
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 12:04 Post subject:
Noonan! Noonan!
(I still use this with friends. And it doesn't have to be golf, pool, darts, free throws...anything to distract 'em)
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 12:20 Post subject:
"...so I've got that going for me...which is nice."
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 12:25 Post subject:
Fubbiest movie evah!
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thegman
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Posted: 01/10/03 - 13:35 Post subject:
"Rocko, Moose, help the Judge find his checkbook..."
Still use this one when it's time to pay the tab and someone's "lingering in the bathroom", heh, heh.
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Betty Noonan
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Posted: 05/07/07 - 00:44 Post subject: Caddyshack
Mother Noonan: Hey, when you kids get back later you need to get some painting done around here!
Danny Noonan's brother (1 of many): The Douglas' got fake brick, they don't have to paint.
Mother Noonan: Hooray for the Douglas'!
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