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purple hayes
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 Posted: 02/16/04 - 10:41 Post subject: Pointless Non-Contest :: Let's help Lickitysplit
Ref :: http://runningforums.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17204
Write a poem, limerick or haiku that Lickitysplit can send to her newest XBF to show her true feelings.
I'll go first...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I dream of hot dates,
I don't think of you. 
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 11:02 Post subject:
Next time, keep the roses
You weird little chump
Smack me again,
and you'll draw back a stump!
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ShannonG
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 11:19 Post subject:
There once was a freaky little dude
Who was crass, stupid and rude
You smack my ass
And expect to pass?
Even flowers won't save you, you boob.
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 11:28 Post subject:
There once was a lass called lickety,
Whose butt was slapped inexplicety.
He thought she was a ringer
'til she gave him the finger,
And it then all ended quite quickety.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 13:00 Post subject:
The card was so thoughtful
and the flowers were great
What part aren't you getting?
THERE'S NO 2ND DATE!!!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 14:47 Post subject:
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 14:57 Post subject:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and about your ass slap
do it again and out of your butt will you no longer crap
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 15:13 Post subject:
A Haiku to Help Him Get the Point
(recall this is a 5-7-5 poem)
You must have been high
To think I'd date again a
Clueless ass smacker
or alternatively, a non-haiku
You just didn't get it
So now you won't be gettin' it.
Get it?
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pokychick
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 15:17 Post subject:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
the flowers were sweet
but I prefer solid pooh.
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akern
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 17:13 Post subject:
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thegman
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 18:17 Post subject:
| pokychick wrote: | Roses are red
Violets are blue
the flowers were sweet
but I prefer solid pooh. |
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 18:24 Post subject:
| pokychick wrote: | Roses are red
Violets are blue
the flowers were sweet
but I prefer solid pooh. |
Mmmmmm, me too. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 19:35 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | pokychick wrote: | Roses are red
Violets are blue
the flowers were sweet
but I prefer solid pooh. |
Mmmmmm, me too. |
I'm a bit concerned where that stick is headin'.
But then, that's why he's Pooh.
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kristin31
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 21:31 Post subject:
Thanks for the flowers
You ass-smacking jackass, why
would I date you, clown?
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blue
your favorite weapon
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Posted: 02/16/04 - 22:50 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | Thanks for the flowers
You ass-smacking jackass, why
would I date you, clown? |
i can feel the venom burning my skin right now...
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