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This morning, I got to the office early. Unless you count Eastern time, in which case I was early. So after being hosed by Crazy Mary on the plastic flowers in the insane water hose, I thought, why do squirrells like nuts? This reminded me of a story I can't remember. It was spring in 1907, and I was a used book salesman running a small store out of the trunk of the car with Jimmy Hoffa and Tara Reid. Of course, all two of us were chasing a blow monkey through the woods. As it turns out, Tara and Jimmy worked for the IRS, and were trying to collect taxes from my bootleg bookstore. I didn't know what to make of it, so I drove away in the car and never saw them again. It was a good one.

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It has occured to me that the average of 17 occurances of pie is still pie. Unless it is apple, then it's still the same. At least that's what Crazy Mary tells me.

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Nice trick, but Jimmy Hoffa and I are going to keep posting anyway, even if we can't see them! By the way, that is a defacto locking, so therefore, I claim victory! My aim has been achieved!

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Oh well, not yet. We'll keep trying, though!

By the way, I like apples. Both red and green.

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genie
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:32 pm Post subject:

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NOW you done did it, shelf.....

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MM
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 1:02 pm Post subject:

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I like bananas.

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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:08 pm Post subject:

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MM wrote:
I like bananas.

Well, of course you would, monkeyboy.
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MM
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 1:24 pm Post subject:

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A baby seal walked into a bar.

I repeat myself, a baby seal walked into a bar.

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kattzoo
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 2:04 pm Post subject:

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MM wrote:
A baby seal walked into a bar.

I repeat myself, a baby seal walked into a bar.

Was it a sand bar?

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MM
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 2:17 pm Post subject:

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kattzoo wrote:
MM wrote:
A baby seal walked into a bar.

I repeat myself, a baby seal walked into a bar.

Was it a sand bar?

Wouldn't you like to know? So would I.

I like Cheerios. With strawberries and 2% milk and without adding any poison. I find that poison can ruin a good cerial.

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kattzoo
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 3:33 pm Post subject:

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MM wrote:
kattzoo wrote:
MM wrote:
A baby seal walked into a bar.

I repeat myself, a baby seal walked into a bar.

Was it a sand bar?

Wouldn't you like to know? So would I.

I like Cheerios. With strawberries and 2% milk and without adding any poison. I find that poison can ruin a good cerial.

not if you're a cereal killer. It's all about perspective (and post padding)

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MM
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 12:37 pm Post subject:

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I like oat meal and raisin cookies. I also think that blue and green should not be used together for reasons relating to improving 5k times nationwide. The impact could reach thousands, consequently millions. I don't know what that is.