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Posted: 06/06/06 - 09:59 Post subject: Pike’s Peak H4 Blew Dress 3.0, 20 May 06
Pike’s Peak H4 Blew Dress 3.0 (Colorado Springs)
When: 20 May 06
Hares: Sole blame goes to NoGirth
Start & On-before: Kelly O'Brians on Academy Blvd, Colorado Springs
On-After: some random sign shop on one of Platte’s frontage roads
http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=9d83ga2.1bk028uy&x=0&y=3ydsny
BTW: I plan to reuse this Hash Trash for any future Red, Green, Fucia, Magenta, Periwinkle Dress Hashes.
So, there I was at the Goodwill, picking through the blue dresses, giving the “Hey, how ya doin’?” eye to the other ladies at the rack. Of course, the eye they’re giving me is, “who is this pervert?...”
After trying on several styles for the best looking…OK who’s kidding who, I was trying to find one that fit. (After seeing the after pictures of the event, I apparently picked a blue tent.) Digging out the pearl necklace and bracelet, I was good to go!
Pre-Lube at Kelly O’Brians (wait, shouldn’t we be wearing our GREEN dresses for Kelly O’Brians?….) then off we go. As with any dress-theme hash, we had to engage in maximum civil coverage including running through the Home Depot and Citadel Mall parking lots. Even though the hares teased us with a potential BN at Hooters, which didn’t happen, we did get hassled by a bunch of punk-kids throwing cans at the pack from the back of a pick-up truck, so I guessed that made up for it. Even the local law-enforcement establishment came by to give a gander at the goings on.
Somehow the trail was uphill all the way, odd for an A-to-A’Prime. And the pack got another teasing from the hares as we HEAD toward one of C-Springs finest adult (read: “PORN”) shops, only to be disappointed by ending at a sign shop on the frontage road of Platte. However, they were kind enough to leave the door open for us to use the “lou” (British vernacular for “pisser”) There were even harrierettes who had to go to the “lou” so bad as to offer “visual enticement” to the men in line to cut ahead. Some gave in, some didn’t. Those that didn’t give in were a lot more comfortable than those that did. (Being one that gave in to the “visual enticement” by the harrierettes, I can tell you I was pretty uncomfortable, but that made up for not going to the aforementioned C-Springs adult [read, “porn”] shops.)
Anyway….circle...down-downs…etc, including the weekly call from NASCOCK to Horny Again at the Dayton-Sin City Hash Circle.
On-On
Your indentured-servant On-Sec
NASCOCK!!!!
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