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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 05/20/03 - 22:21 Post subject: Personality by Drinks
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to
earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
send YOU a drink......................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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omega lambda
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 01:17 Post subject:
Another good one, Eric! So I think we should try to guess which drink other Riff Raffers are.
The guys are easy, they're all imported beer, 'cept I'm thinking Robp and tburt are Whiskey. 
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Cappy
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 04:37 Post subject:
I'm a mixed drink, 
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robp
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 08:42 Post subject:
| omega lambda wrote: | Another good one, Eric! So I think we should try to guess which drink other Riff Raffers are.
The guys are easy, they're all imported beer, 'cept I'm thinking Robp and tburt are Whiskey. |
Nah... Canadian beer for me... Whiskey make rob a bad boy so he no drink it anymore.....
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elkid
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 08:45 Post subject:
I 100% concur. I am mostly a beer drinker, but occasionally do go for shots o' Cuervo Gold.
Though I have been described as high maintenance, this is proof that I am not. 
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 08:46 Post subject:
I have turned my tables. I would rather enjoy a nice glass of port or a fine red wine than an import these days. Call me a sophisticate. I guess you can finish the rest from the above statements... 
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genie
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:02 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | I have turned my tables. I would rather enjoy a nice glass of port or a fine red wine than an import these days. Call me a sophisticate. I guess you can finish the rest from the above statements... |
Good thing you clarified your CHOICE of wine
Where are the martini girls?? (I guess that qualifies as mixed drink too)
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:14 Post subject:
From my experience that is 100% accurate!
for the record I'm a beer girl but am terrible at pool
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purple hayes
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:16 Post subject:
What about those of us that like N/A beer?
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ShannonG
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
Crown Royal and coke all the way baby!
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | What about those of us that like N/A beer? |
Freaks. Leave them in the corner where they belong.
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shelee
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:20 Post subject:
so, if you don't have a definite preference and could go for any one of the drinks it means you have a personality disorder?
Cappy, um, mixed drink is not an option for the men!  WHAT does it MEAN!!!!????
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:23 Post subject:
| shelee wrote: |
Cappy, um, mixed drink is not an option for the men! WHAT does it MEAN!!!!???? |
Refer to my last post.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:32 Post subject:
 I don't know, I know lots of guys who drink margaritas or bourbon and coke....
but Cappy I can't save you if we're talking frozen peach dacquiris or something...
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Pebbles
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:37 Post subject:
What about those of us who like Mike's?
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