Perfect attendance.

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Every year in July, the wonderful company I work for gives out a perfect attendance "prize" for people that had perfect attendance the year before.
It's been a t-shirt for years but they spiced it up this year with a coat with the company's name and Perfect Attendance 2005 sewn in. (It's so nice that they pass them out when it's a hundred degrees outside).

Anyway I didn't get one cause my attendance sucks. In fact, I've never ever gotten perfect attendance. Some co-workers were sporting theirs and thinking they were pretty spiffy, so I set to work on finding me one of those jackets. Through a secret, dark alley deal, I now have my very own Perfect Attendence jacket. And it only cost me 2 tennis rackets that I haven't used in years. LOL