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j1miller
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 Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:18 Post subject: PMS Confessional
Ladies, what did you do when you had PMS?
One time, after the birth of my first child..... My husband at the time had gone out for a night of partying at a strip club, which I found offensive. He decided that it would be in good taste to bring me home a souvenier. I had given birth about 3 months earlier. He brough me a t shirt bought at the strip club with a picture of a nude woman on it, autpgraphed by a stripper. I was PISSED!!!
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched....
next....
come on ladies!
PMS Confessional... what have you done to your man?
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andydp
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:23 Post subject:
Since I've been on the receiving end of the PMS arrows can talk with some authority.
The usual "warning sign" is a propensity for a quick argument on the part of my wife. After many years of trying to discuss something - I just stay quiet, and agree with the wife. If she continues, I will tell her I will NOT continue the conversation.
BTW: PMS or not, post partum or not. I think an autographed t shirt with a picture of a nekked stripper on it is the perfect gift for a wife/GF.
(PS: I loved your reaction to it...)
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:34 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: |
BTW: PMS or not, post partum or not. I think an autographed t shirt with a picture of a nekked stripper on it is the perfect gift for a wife/GF.
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you're kidding, right?
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brie k
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:42 Post subject:
I've never had any really bad incidents due to PMS. Just the normal being too sensitive, overreacting, moody stuff. The great thing is that the two men in my life (Dad and JM) totally get it. They both know that I'm just a little more tender, a little less able to deal with conflict, and they both try to behave accordingly. JM is a sweet guy anyway, but even moreso during this time.
I have, however, done some wicked things while angry and a bit intoxicated.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:43 Post subject:
I don't know that mime was totally PMS, but retaliation for having a totaly stupid man...
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karlene
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:44 Post subject:
THe only thing that happens to me when i am PMSing is the fact that I am uncomfortable...
My ex described it as: you had a look on your face as if it's going to explode... he then proceeded to tell me that next time I should just hide myself in the basement, I told him that if he expects me to go to the basement i will dig a hole for him to climb in 
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 09:53 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | THe only thing that happens to me when i am PMSing is the fact that I am uncomfortable...
My ex described it as: you had a look on your face as if it's going to explode... he then proceeded to tell me that next time I should just hide myself in the basement, I told him that if he expects me to go to the basement i will dig a hole for him to climb in |
:hands karlene a shovel:
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:16 Post subject:
on the topic of girly stuff, my girlfriends and i have all recently witnessed our moms going thru menopause. we have witnesses the madness and in order to protect our sanity and that of those around us, we are planning to build/purchase a house on the beach.
it will be known as the menopause house. we will have chocolate and martinis, and the PMS4000; a massaging reclining chair with a cooler for said chocolate and martinis.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:19 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: | on the topic of girly stuff, my girlfriends and i have all recently witnessed our moms going thru menopause. we have witnesses the madness and in order to protect our sanity and that of those around us, we are planning to build/purchase a house on the beach.
it will be known as the menopause house. we will have chocolate and martinis, and the PMS4000; a massaging reclining chair with a cooler for said chocolate and martinis.
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I'm in! Menopause comes early in my family. My mom hit it at 33.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:20 Post subject:
I'm there!
My mom had it early too...
That would be the bestest place ever! 
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:21 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | I'm there!
My mom had it early too...
That would be the bestest place ever! |
Can the daughters buy the house next door?
I'll spring for extra locks on the doors!
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:22 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | on the topic of girly stuff, my girlfriends and i have all recently witnessed our moms going thru menopause. we have witnesses the madness and in order to protect our sanity and that of those around us, we are planning to build/purchase a house on the beach.
it will be known as the menopause house. we will have chocolate and martinis, and the PMS4000; a massaging reclining chair with a cooler for said chocolate and martinis.
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I'm in! Menopause comes early in my family. My mom hit it at 33. |
 your almost barren!!! 
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:23 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | on the topic of girly stuff, my girlfriends and i have all recently witnessed our moms going thru menopause. we have witnesses the madness and in order to protect our sanity and that of those around us, we are planning to build/purchase a house on the beach.
it will be known as the menopause house. we will have chocolate and martinis, and the PMS4000; a massaging reclining chair with a cooler for said chocolate and martinis.
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I'm in! Menopause comes early in my family. My mom hit it at 33. |
your almost barren!!! |
i wish.
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brie k
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:27 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: | on the topic of girly stuff, my girlfriends and i have all recently witnessed our moms going thru menopause. we have witnesses the madness and in order to protect our sanity and that of those around us, we are planning to build/purchase a house on the beach.
it will be known as the menopause house. we will have chocolate and martinis, and the PMS4000; a massaging reclining chair with a cooler for said chocolate and martinis.
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I long for menopause. I am sick to death of hormone-induced headaches that last for days. I've had a headache off and on now for a week.
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 11:34 Post subject:
pms is easy compared to a woman on ferility drugs. They scream, yell, bite your head off, then want you to  with them a minute later.
Scary. Robin said she wanted to chomp on a piece of wood sometimes she was so angry.
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