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kristin31
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 Posted: 01/07/06 - 11:43 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| Karlene wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | Ladies, what did you do when you had PMS?
One time, after the birth of my first child..... My husband at the time had gone out for a night of partying at a strip club, which I found offensive. He decided that it would be in good taste to bring me home a souvenier. I had given birth about 3 months earlier. He brough me a t shirt bought at the strip club with a picture of a nude woman on it, autpgraphed by a stripper. I was PISSED!!!
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched....
next....
come on ladies!
PMS Confessional... what have you done to your man? |
Umm... I'd say that was entirely justified, PMS or not. There is no way in hell that I would put up with that kind of poop now. (But anyone who has met my husband will tell you, as will I, that he is a southern gentleman and I am a bit of a princess, albeit well-deserved).
The worst thing I did while PMS'ing was kick my then soon to be ex in the balls AFTER I had announced my divorce plans and woke up with him on top of me attempting to have a little "Fun" , AFTER I had kicked him out of my house. I should mention that he was also trying to strangle me in act and I don't think PMS had as much to do with it as basic instinct.
It's amazing what comes out under the influence of Nyquil and a bad cold. |
my god, you people have had some crazy SH!T happen to you... |
Hell, you people wonder why I have insomnia? It's taken a 1500 mile move and a lot of Xanax to get me to sleep.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 12:19 Post subject:
Like Mrs. Boiler, I get tired and snap at the DH and the girlie.
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andydp
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:15 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!!
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:17 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
sometimes I wish we had audio and video Riff Raff.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:20 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| j1miller wrote: | | andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
sometimes I wish we had audio and video Riff Raff. |
After seeing some of the stuff I've written, you should be glad we don't. 
(I've got a face made for Riff Raff  )
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:21 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| gretriever wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
sometimes I wish we had audio and video Riff Raff. |
After seeing some of the stuff I've written, you should be glad we don't.
(I've got a face made for Riff Raff ) |
Oh, I'm ugly as sin!
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:22 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| j1miller wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
sometimes I wish we had audio and video Riff Raff. |
After seeing some of the stuff I've written, you should be glad we don't.
(I've got a face made for Riff Raff ) |
Oh, I'm ugly as sin! |
Never met a Riff Raff woman who wasn't hot. You aren't about to buck that trend. 
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:23 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| gretriever wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
sometimes I wish we had audio and video Riff Raff. |
After seeing some of the stuff I've written, you should be glad we don't.
(I've got a face made for Riff Raff ) |
Oh, I'm ugly as sin! |
Never met a Riff Raff woman who wasn't hot. You aren't about to buck that trend. |
 
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Posted: 01/08/06 - 18:28 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| gretriever wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
sometimes I wish we had audio and video Riff Raff. |
After seeing some of the stuff I've written, you should be glad we don't.
(I've got a face made for Riff Raff ) |
Oh, I'm ugly as sin! |
Never met a Riff Raff woman who wasn't hot. You aren't about to buck that trend. |
Right the first time twice in one weekend!
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msparks
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Posted: 01/09/06 - 00:12 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| andydp wrote: | | msparks wrote: | | Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful.... |
Sometimes I wonder where the senses if irony and humor go... Of course I was kidding !!! Sheesh !!! |
This is a prime example of the inadequacy of the Internet.
Had I wagered, I'd have bet that it WAS tongue-in-cheek!
As far as the "Of course I was kidding," it seems apparent that it wasn't so obvious. Again, I'd have wagered on the side of humor. However, in order to ensure that the emotion is properly conveyed, there are the....Emoticons!
No harm, no foul.
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msparks
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Posted: 01/09/06 - 00:16 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| j1miller wrote: | | Oh, I'm ugly as sin! |
Just sayin'
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