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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 01/06/06 - 20:34 Post subject:
The Mrs. just gets tired and snaps at me over lots of little things.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 01:59 Post subject:
I would trade it in a heartbeat. It is a miserable time--and pain of all kinds to boot. We aren't just being beyotchy because we want to be. There is real, bring you to your knees pain--and yet you still have to run a house/go to work/school like nothing is the matter.
Sometimes there is no OTC made that even dulls the pain--but try going to a doc and having them believe that you really have pain.
Anything from a non-stop migraine, to stomach cramps (like your worst stomach flu EVERY MONTH), to back pain--you name it.
Yeah, I'm happy as a clam to be a female. 
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 09:48 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | I would trade it in a heartbeat. It is a miserable time--and pain of all kinds to boot. We aren't just being beyotchy because we want to be. There is real, bring you to your knees pain--and yet you still have to run a house/go to work/school like nothing is the matter.
Sometimes there is no OTC made that even dulls the pain--but try going to a doc and having them believe that you really have pain.
Anything from a non-stop migraine, to stomach cramps (like your worst stomach flu EVERY MONTH), to back pain--you name it.
Yeah, I'm happy as a clam to be a female. |
add the underwire to that and it's a real picnic!
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msparks
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:00 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| j1miller wrote: |
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched.... |
Although I can't tell if andydp's tongue was in his cheek when he remarked about the appropriateness of the "gift," but it certainly does take a special kind of man to be so thoughtful....
And you can probably guess my thoughts on your fiery behavior. I mean, if you'd only taken it outside, in full view so that all the neighbors could see, it would have been much better, not to mention, uh, safer?
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:01 Post subject:
it ended up outside.....
I would have prefered it ended up up his arse.
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msparks
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:10 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | it ended up outside.....
I would have prefered it ended up up his arse. |
And that should have been your first target of opportunity...!
You've got to work on your humiliation skills. I'd be glad to offer tips.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:11 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | it ended up outside.....
I would have prefered it ended up up his arse. |
And that should have been your first target of opportunity...!
You've got to work on your humiliation skills. I'd be glad to offer tips. |
we'll talk over beer
and over more beer
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msparks
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:13 Post subject:
Just remembered...I received this yestiddy and thought about how perfectly on-topic is was....
Little known fact. Did you Know?:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
has revealed that the kind of male face a woman
finds attractive can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted
to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she
is more prone to be
attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up
his ass while he is on fire.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:14 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: | Just remembered...I received this yestiddy and thought about how perfectly on-topic is was....
Little known fact. Did you Know?:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
has revealed that the kind of male face a woman
finds attractive can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted
to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she
is more prone to be
attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up
his ass while he is on fire. |
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akern
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 10:21 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: | on the topic of girly stuff, my girlfriends and i have all recently witnessed our moms going thru menopause. we have witnesses the madness and in order to protect our sanity and that of those around us, we are planning to build/purchase a house on the beach.
it will be known as the menopause house. we will have chocolate and martinis, and the PMS4000; a massaging reclining chair with a cooler for said chocolate and martinis.
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 11:24 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| j1miller wrote: | Ladies, what did you do when you had PMS?
One time, after the birth of my first child..... My husband at the time had gone out for a night of partying at a strip club, which I found offensive. He decided that it would be in good taste to bring me home a souvenier. I had given birth about 3 months earlier. He brough me a t shirt bought at the strip club with a picture of a nude woman on it, autpgraphed by a stripper. I was PISSED!!!
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched....
next....
come on ladies!
PMS Confessional... what have you done to your man? |
Umm... I'd say that was entirely justified, PMS or not. There is no way in hell that I would put up with that kind of poop now. (But anyone who has met my husband will tell you, as will I, that he is a southern gentleman and I am a bit of a princess, albeit well-deserved).
The worst thing I did while PMS'ing was kick my then soon to be ex in the balls AFTER I had announced my divorce plans and woke up with him on top of me attempting to have a little "Fun" , AFTER I had kicked him out of my house. I should mention that he was also trying to strangle me in act and I don't think PMS had as much to do with it as basic instinct.
It's amazing what comes out under the influence of Nyquil and a bad cold.
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 11:24 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| j1miller wrote: | Ladies, what did you do when you had PMS?
One time, after the birth of my first child..... My husband at the time had gone out for a night of partying at a strip club, which I found offensive. He decided that it would be in good taste to bring me home a souvenier. I had given birth about 3 months earlier. He brough me a t shirt bought at the strip club with a picture of a nude woman on it, autpgraphed by a stripper. I was PISSED!!!
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched....
next....
come on ladies!
PMS Confessional... what have you done to your man? |
Umm... I'd say that was entirely justified, PMS or not. There is no way in hell that I would put up with that kind of poop now. (But anyone who has met my husband will tell you, as will I, that he is a southern gentleman and I am a bit of a princess, albeit well-deserved).
The worst thing I did while PMS'ing was kick my then soon to be ex in the balls AFTER I had announced my divorce plans and woke up with him on top of me attempting to have a little "Fun" , AFTER I had kicked him out of my house. I should mention that he was also trying to strangle me in act and I don't think PMS had as much to do with it as basic instinct.
It's amazing what comes out under the influence of Nyquil and a bad cold.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 11:27 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| kristin31 wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | Ladies, what did you do when you had PMS?
One time, after the birth of my first child..... My husband at the time had gone out for a night of partying at a strip club, which I found offensive. He decided that it would be in good taste to bring me home a souvenier. I had given birth about 3 months earlier. He brough me a t shirt bought at the strip club with a picture of a nude woman on it, autpgraphed by a stripper. I was PISSED!!!
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched....
next....
come on ladies!
PMS Confessional... what have you done to your man? |
Umm... I'd say that was entirely justified, PMS or not. There is no way in hell that I would put up with that kind of poop now. (But anyone who has met my husband will tell you, as will I, that he is a southern gentleman and I am a bit of a princess, albeit well-deserved).
The worst thing I did while PMS'ing was kick my then soon to be ex in the balls AFTER I had announced my divorce plans and woke up with him on top of me attempting to have a little "Fun" , AFTER I had kicked him out of my house. I should mention that he was also trying to strangle me in act and I don't think PMS had as much to do with it as basic instinct.
It's amazing what comes out under the influence of Nyquil and a bad cold. |
my god, you people have had some crazy SH!T happen to you...
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 11:31 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | pms is easy compared to a woman on ferility drugs. They scream, yell, bite your head off, then want you to  with them a minute later.
Scary. Robin said she wanted to chomp on a piece of wood sometimes she was so angry. |
However. You sound like a man who understands that it is the drugs/hormonal response and not the person and does not behave in response like an immature ass. For that, you MUST be commended.
Women everywhere thank you.
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/07/06 - 11:42 Post subject: Re: PMS Confessional
| Karlene wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | Ladies, what did you do when you had PMS?
One time, after the birth of my first child..... My husband at the time had gone out for a night of partying at a strip club, which I found offensive. He decided that it would be in good taste to bring me home a souvenier. I had given birth about 3 months earlier. He brough me a t shirt bought at the strip club with a picture of a nude woman on it, autpgraphed by a stripper. I was PISSED!!!
I promptly doused said t-shirt with lighter fluid and torched the molly right there in the kitched and threw the fireball at him....
said fireball ended up in the grill and the picture of the "sexatery" went up in flames and was flambeyed while his watchful eyes watched....
next....
come on ladies!
PMS Confessional... what have you done to your man? |
Umm... I'd say that was entirely justified, PMS or not. There is no way in hell that I would put up with that kind of poop now. (But anyone who has met my husband will tell you, as will I, that he is a southern gentleman and I am a bit of a princess, albeit well-deserved).
The worst thing I did while PMS'ing was kick my then soon to be ex in the balls AFTER I had announced my divorce plans and woke up with him on top of me attempting to have a little "Fun" , AFTER I had kicked him out of my house. I should mention that he was also trying to strangle me in act and I don't think PMS had as much to do with it as basic instinct.
It's amazing what comes out under the influence of Nyquil and a bad cold. |
my god, you people have had some crazy SH!T happen to you... |
Hell, you people wonder why I have insomnia? It's taken a 1500 mile move and a lot of Xanax to get me to sleep.
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