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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 13:50 Post subject: Outstanding Race Report
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 13:55 Post subject:
"Like a wind-up bath toy on amphetamines."
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Pug
The Movie Geek
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 13:58 Post subject:
"If you think 600 people sounds like a lot of people in a confined area of water not supported by a boat, you should see them up close, surrounding you like little neoprene sharks in green swim hats. What the hell am I doing here?"
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Kimba90
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 14:01 Post subject:
That was great!!!
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robp
Pyromaniac
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 14:02 Post subject:
Now that is by far the best report I've read!
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jrjo
Gone Fishin
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 14:21 Post subject:
| Quote: | | I Can't feel my testicles at all. Or my feet, for that matter. Or my fingers. |
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 15:45 Post subject:
| Quote: | | All conviction that my strong suit is the run has been dispelled. I am a walker. |
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 15:58 Post subject:
That has got to be one of the funniest things i EVER read. Fargin hilarious.
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Floridaboiler
POTFH
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 18:59 Post subject:
That was well written and funny as heck!
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 09/08/05 - 19:48 Post subject:
i am a walker.
replaced my legs with my grandmothers
very fubby.
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ShannonG
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:29 Post subject:
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