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One way to ease the gas shortage (UPDATED!!)


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PostPosted: 09/13/05 - 19:32    Post subject: One way to ease the gas shortage (UPDATED!!)
I realize this may upset some, but a similar system was used in France during WW II.

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.

Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.

They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."

Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch's new diesel though, saying: "This is as bad as experimenting on animals."


Update is in the last entry.


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PostPosted: 09/13/05 - 19:38    Post subject:
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Listen to that engine purr."
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PostPosted: 09/13/05 - 19:56    Post subject:
There's a guy here in Cary that sort of does that with dead chickens:
http://www.wral.com/news/4913795/detail.html
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PostPosted: 09/13/05 - 20:52    Post subject:
AlaninTX wrote:
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Listen to that engine purr."


LOL
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PostPosted: 09/14/05 - 08:22    Post subject:
Ms. Jenn wrote:
AlaninTX wrote:
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Listen to that engine purr."


LOL



I think exxon was trying to tell us something all along?
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PostPosted: 09/15/05 - 13:57    Post subject:
The update:

I never used dead cats for fuel - German inventor
15 September 2005

BERLIN: A German inventor said he has developed a method to produce crude oil products from waste that he believes can be an answer the soaring costs of fuel, but denied a newspaper story implying he also used dead cats.

Christian Koch, an inventor and patent holder of the "KDV 500" that he said produces high quality fuel, said he can transform waste products such as paper, rubbish and plastic materials into fuel.

But Koch, 55, said there was no truth to stories published in Bild newspaper on Tuesday and Wednesday that suggested he used dead cats as part of the mix for his organic diesel fuel.

"I use paper, plastics, textiles and rubbish," Koch told Reuters.

"It's an alternative fuel that is friendly for the environment. But it's complete nonsense to suggest dead cats. I've never used cats and would never think of that. At most the odd toad may have jumped in."

Bild on Tuesday wrote a headline: "German inventor can turn cats into fuel – for a tank he needs 20 pussies." (Ed Note: I really doubt you could print this headline in the US) The paper on Wednesday followed up with a story entitled: "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

A spokesman for Bild told Reuters the story was meant to show that cat remains could "in theory" be used to make fuel with Koch's patented method.

The author of the story said Koch had never told him directly that he had used dead cats as the story implied.

The website of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents a litre, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch is quoted saying in Bild, next to a large picture of a kitten. "I have gone 170,000 km without a problem."
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