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robp
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 Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:03 Post subject: Once upon a time... in a land not that far away....
Maddie's Wench was in the women's locker room at the gym trying not to make visual contact with the nekkid women strolling about. In walked Genie and she immediately spied a 75 yr old Chinese woman with wrinkly boob and knees. "For god's sake woman" she cried, "would you please....
Now.You.Go
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genie
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:05 Post subject: Re: Once upon a time... in a land not that far away....
| robp wrote: | Maddie's Wench was in the women's locker room at the gym trying not to make visual contact with the nekkid women strolling about. In walked Genie and she immediately spied a 75 yr old Chinese woman with wrinkly boob and knees. "For god's sake woman" she cried, "would you please....
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....."put some damn clothes on those wrinkly boobs!! I'm about to yak up my Gatorade!" Just then, the woman smiled evilly and morphed into....
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:05 Post subject:
Akern!
Who replied, "...
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:09 Post subject:
...What's wrong with these knockers hangin' so low?", as she gave a funny smile. Suddenly, Akern morphed into...
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:18 Post subject:
Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from...
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genie
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:28 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from... |
...shelfie, in spite of his mantie wearing habits! Why, just the other day he was walking around the Riff Raff chat room wearing nothing but....
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 14:34 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from... |
...shelfie, in spite of his mantie wearing habits! Why, just the other day he was walking around the Riff Raff chat room wearing nothing but.... |
a velvet thong and a wife beater! He looked completely at ease.
At that point, Shelfs, burst in through the air shaft where he had been  and immediately began to
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genie
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:14 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | genie wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from... |
...shelfie, in spite of his mantie wearing habits! Why, just the other day he was walking around the Riff Raff chat room wearing nothing but.... |
a velvet thong and a wife beater! He looked completely at ease.
At that point, Shelfs, burst in through the air shaft where he had been and immediately began to |
...gyrate in a very Elvis-like manner while singing....."Don't Cry for Me Argentina" at the top of his lungs. Just then, Rolling Rock walked in wearing just Depends, and cried......
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robp
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:19 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | | genie wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from... |
...shelfie, in spite of his mantie wearing habits! Why, just the other day he was walking around the Riff Raff chat room wearing nothing but.... |
a velvet thong and a wife beater! He looked completely at ease.
At that point, Shelfs, burst in through the air shaft where he had been and immediately began to |
...gyrate in a very Elvis-like manner while singing..... |
Born free!
Born free as the wind blows...
As free as my ass shows....
Born free to.....
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genie
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:20 Post subject:
[hijack]
OMG, i changed mine but this still fits...LOL!!!!
[/hijack]
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:21 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | genie wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | | genie wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from... |
...shelfie, in spite of his mantie wearing habits! Why, just the other day he was walking around the Riff Raff chat room wearing nothing but.... |
a velvet thong and a wife beater! He looked completely at ease.
At that point, Shelfs, burst in through the air shaft where he had been and immediately began to |
...gyrate in a very Elvis-like manner while singing ....."Don't Cry for Me Argentina" at the top of his lungs. Just then, Rolling Rock walked in wearing just Depends, and cried........... |
Born free!
Born free as the wind blows...
As free as my ass shows....
Born free to..... |
...but she was stopped mid-song by the sight of Cappy approaching, wearing a lovely set of Jar Jar Binks PJs and pink fuzzy bunny slippers. With him was none other than......
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robp
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:22 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | [hijack]
OMG, i changed mine but this still fits...LOL!!!!
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I'm glad you said you changed it... I thought I was losing my mind.
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:22 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | [hijack]
OMG, i changed mine but this still fits...LOL!!!!
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[hijack] I got nothing for this either. I'm crying cos this one is too funny! [/hijack]
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akern
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:24 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | | ...What's wrong with these knockers hangin' so low?", as she gave a funny smile. Suddenly, Akern morphed into... |
Everyone is wondering what's so funny over here!!
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Posted: 09/19/03 - 15:27 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | robp wrote: | | genie wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | | genie wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | Pug, who still couldn't believe women were like this in the locker room. "I never expected this from women," he said."I expect this from guys. Heck, I even expect this from... |
...shelfie, in spite of his mantie wearing habits! Why, just the other day he was walking around the Riff Raff chat room wearing nothing but.... |
a velvet thong and a wife beater! He looked completely at ease.
At that point, Shelfs, burst in through the air shaft where he had been and immediately began to |
...gyrate in a very Elvis-like manner while singing ....."Don't Cry for Me Argentina" at the top of his lungs. Just then, Rolling Rock walked in wearing just Depends, and cried........... |
Born free!
Born free as the wind blows...
As free as my ass shows....
Born free to..... |
...but she was stopped mid-song by the sight of Cappy approaching, wearing a lovely set of Jar Jar Binks PJs and pink fuzzy bunny slippers. With him was none other than...... |
Elkid! Dressed to kill in her new size 10 Xena the warrior princess outfit and ready to run her half! "What the hell is going on here?" she exclaimed. I'm gonna have to.....
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