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jrjo
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 Posted: 05/14/03 - 15:10 Post subject: Okay, now they've gone too far...
| Quote: | On his first morning of work after acquiring the couch bike, he was so excited about the ride into the office that he was out of bed before the clock radio could kick in. He enjoyed a real hearty breakfast that day knowing that he'd need the energy to make it up the steep hills on his way to work.
When he went outside to the couch bike, he noticed that a thick coating of dew had settled into the cushions overnight. As he slowly lowered himself onto the couch, he could feel the water soaking into his underwear. At first, this felt really unpleasant. Then as he began to coast down the driveway and the wind started to flow all around him, it occurred to him that his immersion into the cold, wet couch was like a baptism. He took in a deep breath and started to see things in a whole new light. Pushing the pedals and cruising out of the neighbourhood, felt positively scintillating... |
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copteacher
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Posted: 05/14/03 - 16:34 Post subject:
where is the remote control and beer cup holder ?
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Cappy
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Posted: 05/14/03 - 17:39 Post subject:
You order yours yet? 
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Pebbles
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Posted: 05/15/03 - 19:20 Post subject:
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kattzoo
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Posted: 05/16/03 - 07:33 Post subject:
Do they have it in blue with matching throw pillows?
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akern
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Posted: 05/16/03 - 12:13 Post subject: Re: Okay, now they've gone too far...
| jrjo wrote: |
| Quote: | On his first morning of work after acquiring the couch bike, he was so excited about the ride into the office that he was out of bed before the clock radio could kick in. He enjoyed a real hearty breakfast that day knowing that he'd need the energy to make it up the steep hills on his way to work.
When he went outside to the couch bike, he noticed that a thick coating of dew had settled into the cushions overnight. As he slowly lowered himself onto the couch, he could feel the water soaking into his underwear. At first, this felt really unpleasant. Then as he began to coast down the driveway and the wind started to flow all around him, it occurred to him that his immersion into the cold, wet couch was like a baptism. Plus he can wet himself and blame it on the dew! He took in a deep breath and started to see things in a whole new light. Pushing the pedals and cruising out of the neighbourhood, felt positively scintillating... |
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shelee
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Posted: 05/19/03 - 11:10 Post subject:
I thought the whole point of a couch was to relax?!  That is too funny, John. Can you imagine trying to make a left turn in that thing....on the road...with cars honking: Hey! couch biker's have road rights, too!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 05/19/03 - 11:19 Post subject:
Your legs would be huge. That thing would weigh a ton.
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shelee
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Posted: 05/19/03 - 14:51 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Your legs would be huge. That thing would weigh a ton. |
 but it'd make you a faster, better runner!
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