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 Posted: 05/14/05 - 19:10 Post subject: Oh, we have a problem.
Son #2 was b!tching cuz son #1 used too much TP. Son #1 goes and gets the plunger and all the sudden they are both laughing there asses off and come out with just the plunger stick, that's it!  I told them to go out and get Dad.  I ain't goin' in after it!  He's gonna be pist........
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Posted: 05/14/05 - 19:13 Post subject:
I.love.boys!!!
Have fun, Mr. Jacked!
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Posted: 05/14/05 - 20:19 Post subject:
I've become one with the plunger lately. Try as hard as my son might he still uses way too much toilet paper when he goes #2!
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 05/15/05 - 02:02 Post subject:
| DCRunningDiva wrote: | I've become one with the plunger lately. Try as hard as my son might he still uses way too much toilet paper when he goes #2!
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Time to teach him the art of the courtesy flush.
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Posted: 05/15/05 - 05:32 Post subject:
I wonder what Robp charges for poop consultations
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 05/15/05 - 06:31 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: |
Time to teach him the art of the courtesy flush. |
Unfortunately he already does this...he just uses WAY too much TP!
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 09:55 Post subject:
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 09:57 Post subject:
| DCRunningDiva wrote: |
Unfortunately he already does this...he just uses WAY too much TP! |
sounds familiar. my youngest used to use about 80' at a time I think.
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bpdou
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 10:02 Post subject:
| DCRunningDiva wrote: |
Unfortunately he already does this...he just uses WAY too much TP! |
hmm... maybe he needs some of those moist towlette wipey things? sometimes TP just doesn't do the trick.
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 14:51 Post subject:
| bpdou wrote: |
hmm... maybe he needs some of those moist towlette wipey things? sometimes TP just doesn't do the trick. |
Then I'd have to deal with about 100 moist towlette wipey things in my toilet clogging it up!
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:01 Post subject:
Flame thrower, maybe?
(I got nuthin')
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 08:59 Post subject:
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Then I'd have to deal with about 100 moist towlette wipey things in my toilet clogging it up! |
It may be time to purchase a bidet for your son and deal with his OCD bum issues that way.
Ian coulda cared less if he left the bathroom with a trail of TP hanging of his butt. He was on to bigger and better things!
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 09:10 Post subject:
The boy used paper towels once because he didn't want to get up to get TP.
Luckily it did not clog and they could just be scooped out.
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 09:29 Post subject:
| TriBob wrote: | The boy used paper towels once because he didn't want to get up to get TP.
Luckily it did not clog and they could just be scooped out. |
I am not scoopin anything that has poopin. Ick.
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