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kristin31
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 Posted: 05/17/05 - 13:57 Post subject:
Damnit, I want to know how she did it while switching positions so that I don't do that!! That would be a major bowl of suck.
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keltic63
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 13:57 Post subject:
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pokychick
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 13:58 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
An acquaintance of mine, NOT ME, had to go to the emergency room with a fishing lure hooked into the end of his, uh, member. He had to drive home from the freakin' lake like that and had his wife take him. It's a long story involving beer, whizzing over the side of the boat and suddenly having a tangled up lure let loose from the branch it was caught on. |
a friend of a friend...
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robp
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:01 Post subject:
| pokychick wrote: |
a friend of a friend... |
Nope... just a friend. I've done a lot of stoopid things in life but haven't pulled this stunt.
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airehead
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:02 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
An acquaintance of mine, NOT ME, had to go to the emergency room with a fishing lure hooked into the end of his, uh, member. He had to drive home from the freakin' lake like that and had his wife take him. It's a long story involving beer, whizzing over the side of the boat and suddenly having a tangled up lure let loose from the branch it was caught on. |
The one that didn't get away.... 
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akern
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:03 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | My question: When you get the nerve to actually GO to the doctor, does he splint it? Cast it? What? |
I was thinking the same thing.
"Is your penis in a splint, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:03 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | Damnit, I want to know how she did it while switching positions so that I don't do that!! That would be a major bowl of suck. |
I have no clue either, but I can only guess that it was with extreme velocity or gusto to break Mr. Winkie.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:06 Post subject:
This may be the only time you'll ever hear a man complain that his GF/SO wanted to change positions....
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:52 Post subject:
You have missed the obvious answer to the "what do you wrap it in so it can heal" question.
Duct. Tape.
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:54 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | You have missed the obvious answer to the "what do you wrap it in so it can heal" question.
Duct. Tape. |
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:56 Post subject:
| akern wrote: |
I was thinking the same thing.
"Is your penis in a splint, or are you just happy to see me?" |
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robp
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 14:58 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | You have missed the obvious answer to the "what do you wrap it in so it can heal" question.
Duct. Tape. |
no no no... you carefully dip it in cider...
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airehead
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 15:11 Post subject:
Reminds me of Froggie's saying: If you can't duct it...f...it. 
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spongebob
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 15:16 Post subject:
His doctor probably told him to stay in bed and get plenty of exercise.
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Pug
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 15:19 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Reminds me of Froggie's saying: If you can't duct it...f...it. |
yabbut, that's what caused this mess!
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