Observations, rants & etc...but no shooting
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tburt75
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 Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:35 Post subject: Observations, rants & etc...but no shooting
When i drink coffee, it makes me have to poop.
if my poop is solid, i'm in and out in 4 minutes. If it's soft: 40 minutes. Just doesn't seem like it pans out ratio-wise does it?
My favorite poops are ghost poops, nothin there to wipe after. These usually happen after a few weeks of perfect diet and exercise.
My poops right now are soft.
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What is it with parking spots? Why must people get so close to their destination? They honk and fight and swerve...for christs sake, just PARK and *GASP* WALK! This is especially repulsive when it's seen at a gym, fit people fighting for 12 less feet of walking distance.
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Why do people feel so comfortable with routine? Routine is dangerous! If you do the same thing every day, then you become predictable and predictable people can be taken advantage of.
You'd think that I had a routine because i train every day, but i train different sports, different routes and different times just about every day.
People complain that there isn't enough time in the day, so a routine gives them one less thing to think about. These are teh same people complaining that there's 'nothing to do' all the time. Morons.
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Why do people think it's ok to drive while talking on a cell phone? To hold a conversation is to absorb what the person on the other side is saying, calculate it, then make a conscious decision to reply, which sparks research and cognitive thought....all located in the frontal lobe.
Driving safely requires precognitive thoughts, in other words thinking AHEAD. "That person is probably going to cut me off, therefore here's the plan if he/she does so" You check your mirrors and prepare for it. this should happen every 5-30 seconds while riding in traffic. All of the thought processes for this are located in the FRONTAL LOBE.
The Frontal Lobe cannot multi task, so when you talk, you take away your reaction time because you can't think ahead in traffic, or if your thinknig about traffic, then you can only listen but not process conversation, so the other person talkign is screwed.
The next time you see someone talking on the phone, smoking a cigaretter, putting on make up in teh vanity mirror while eating a cheeseburger and driving...get the hell away from them...they're giong to die.
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It's nearly impossible to hav ea friendship with a girl thats attractive after the age of 22 without having romance involved. Impossible.
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The difference between the ages of 18 and 24 is astounding. The difference between 24-40 is minimal and from 41-100 is nill.
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I wear triathlon socks taht say St Anthony's Triathlon on them. Someoen made fun of me today.
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Something good just happened so i'm not pissed anymore. Till next time.
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RunsLikeAGirl
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:40 Post subject: Re: Observations, rants & etc...but no shooting
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Why do people feel so comfortable with routine? Routine is dangerous! If you do the same thing every day, then you become predictable and predictable people can be taken advantage of.
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Something good just happened so i'm not pissed anymore. Till next time. |
And that was...?
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Dancer
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:43 Post subject:
Jed you sound more like MM on this post.
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:45 Post subject: Re: Observations, rants & etc...but no shooting
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The difference between the ages of 18 and 24 is astounding. The difference between 24-40 is minimal and from 41-100 is nill.
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Coming from a person who appeciates nice solid stool, this observation needs some additional research
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Pebbles
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 10:57 Post subject: Re: Observations, rants & etc...but no shooting
| tburt75 wrote: | When i drink coffee, it makes me have to poop.
if my poop is solid, i'm in and out in 4 minutes. If it's soft: 40 minutes. Just doesn't seem like it pans out ratio-wise does it?
My favorite poops are ghost poops, nothin there to wipe after. These usually happen after a few weeks of perfect diet and exercise.
My poops right now are soft.
First of all, major TMI here!!!!
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What is it with parking spots? Why must people get so close to their destination? They honk and fight and swerve...for christs sake, just PARK and *GASP* WALK! This is especially repulsive when it's seen at a gym, fit people fighting for 12 less feet of walking distance.
It's not the distance it's my competitve nature--the thrill of the hunt so to speak. 
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Why do people feel so comfortable with routine? Routine is dangerous! If you do the same thing every day, then you become predictable and predictable people can be taken advantage of.
You'd think that I had a routine because i train every day, but i train different sports, different routes and different times just about every day.
People complain that there isn't enough time in the day, so a routine gives them one less thing to think about. These are teh same people complaining that there's 'nothing to do' all the time. Morons.
Maybe your routine is that you change your routine all the time..hmmm???
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Why do people think it's ok to drive while talking on a cell phone? To hold a conversation is to absorb what the person on the other side is saying, calculate it, then make a conscious decision to reply, which sparks research and cognitive thought....all located in the frontal lobe.
Driving safely requires precognitive thoughts, in other words thinking AHEAD. "That person is probably going to cut me off, therefore here's the plan if he/she does so" You check your mirrors and prepare for it. this should happen every 5-30 seconds while riding in traffic. All of the thought processes for this are located in the FRONTAL LOBE.
The Frontal Lobe cannot multi task, so when you talk, you take away your reaction time because you can't think ahead in traffic, or if your thinknig about traffic, then you can only listen but not process conversation, so the other person talkign is screwed.
The next time you see someone talking on the phone, smoking a cigaretter, putting on make up in teh vanity mirror while eating a cheeseburger and driving...get the hell away from them...they're giong to die.
Yeah--and try to avoid blind people behind the wheel, I hear they are really dangerous!
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It's nearly impossible to hav ea friendship with a girl thats attractive after the age of 22 without having romance involved. Impossible.
Yeah and it's impossible to have a friendship with a guy after the age of 13 without a woody involved..impossible!!!
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The difference between the ages of 18 and 24 is astounding. The difference between 24-40 is minimal and from 41-100 is nill.
Get back to me on that when you hit 40..........  ****
I wear triathlon socks taht say St Anthony's Triathlon on them. Someoen made fun of me today.
That's because Saint sock's are sooo last year!  ****
Something good just happened so i'm not pissed anymore. Till next time. |
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 12:18 Post subject:
I am so blessedly thankful the word 'gherkin' never appeared in that post, that I can deal with the stool analysis.
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flarunner
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:48 Post subject:
On that driving thing... what about those people who drive with doctored registration? 
No, you will never live this down.
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 18:36 Post subject:
what about people who shoot people in the head until they are dead.
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 18:55 Post subject:
| ShannonG wrote: | | I am so blessedly thankful the word 'gherkin' never appeared in that post, that I can deal with the stool analysis. |
yabut......woody? Canadians "do" know what that means, right?
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ShannonG
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 19:00 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | I am so blessedly thankful the word 'gherkin' never appeared in that post, that I can deal with the stool analysis. |
yabut......woody? Canadians "do" know what that means, right? |
Pebbles said woody, not Jed. Somehow it's acceptable coming from a mother of four.
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tburt75
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 20:01 Post subject:
| flarunner wrote: | On that driving thing... what about those people who drive with doctored registration?
No, you will never live this down. |
Doctored registration in no way hinders one's ability to drive. No way no how. uh uh. nope nada zip zilch.
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 20:03 Post subject:
| tburt75 wrote: | | flarunner wrote: | On that driving thing... what about those people who drive with doctored registration?
No, you will never live this down. |
Doctored registration in no way hinders one's ability to drive. No way no how. uh uh. nope nada zip zilch.
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it just means you cant drive your vehicle while you are in jail
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