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andydp
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 Posted: 09/06/05 - 08:49 Post subject: OK, Leeme get this straight - (gross esp for the guys)
a testicle cooking contest. Why ? On top of that - why would you fake someone about kangaroo testicles ?
Hoaxer tricks testicle cooking contest
Organisers of the world testicle cooking championships (?????and !!)were left out of pocket after a hoaxer claimed to be Australia's top testicle cook.
A man claiming to be Australian chef Nibel Bevan rang the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia, asking to take part.
Organiser Gornji Milanovac said they imported kangaroo testicles especially for the Australian team - but nobody turned up.
He said: "The caller told us cooked kangaroo testicles were a popular delicacy in Australia, and gave us the details of where we could get kangaroo testicles from so we could have them ready when Mr Bevan and his team arrived."
"We were disappointed when no Australians arrived, we even had a band ready to welcome them."
Ljubomir Erovic, who arranged a VIP reception for 'Mr Bevan', added: "We are sorry Mr Bevan could not make it, and hope he might still turn up next year once he realises that jokers have been pretending to be him.
"We would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. That would really make our unique competition the World Championships."
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airehead
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Posted: 09/06/05 - 09:49 Post subject:
Somehow, some way, I would find something else to do that day....
| Quote: | | "We would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. That would really make our unique competition the World Championships." |
It would also make the competition far more interesting if they did this while the animals were alive.... 
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/06/05 - 10:20 Post subject:
They're obviously off their nut. 
"C'mon - cook 'em like you've got a... oh, sorry."
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 09/06/05 - 10:22 Post subject:
I know some testicles I'd like to cook. 
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 09/06/05 - 10:24 Post subject:
We used to call these Prairie Oysters back home.
Not sure what would be worse -- eating them, or collecting them. Either way, it's just not pretty.
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