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PostPosted: 08/16/03 - 07:20    Post subject: Nude Beach (Saturday morning Humor for you)
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:

"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
When the revelers saw the nun the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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PostPosted: 06/18/05 - 08:37    Post subject:

Here's another.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was
quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principals office. He
was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She
went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with
his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it
out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."


Look at me!!!
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PostPosted: 06/18/05 - 14:29    Post subject: Re: Nude Beach (Saturday morning Humor for you)

These all get a big


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PostPosted: 06/18/05 - 14:29    Post subject:
Well done JU! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 06/18/05 - 20:16    Post subject:
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Well done JU! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 06/18/05 - 20:30    Post subject:

I like the nun one!!!
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