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Running Brewer
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Joined: 12 Oct 2004
Posts: 3872
Location: Santa Poco
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 Posted: 10/31/02 - 14:14 Post subject: Not quite deep thoughts
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going
to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both
dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to
buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
him, is he
still wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same
tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in
the universe, you
believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
"Life isn't measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments
that take
your breath away."
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