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andydp
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 Posted: 07/21/04 - 12:28 Post subject: Nine Gender Definitions (Why men and women are different)
Nine Gender Definitions
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 07/21/04 - 12:30 Post subject:
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Pug
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Posted: 07/21/04 - 12:52 Post subject:
Why do i find this: "may-king luv" as entertaining as anything else in that list?
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Posted: 07/21/04 - 19:48 Post subject:
| Pug wrote: | | Why do i find this: "may-king luv" as entertaining as anything else in that list? |
Cuz you are in Level 2, remember?  
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 07/22/04 - 08:01 Post subject:
Based on #9 I think I am a man! 
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sonnylax
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Posted: 07/22/04 - 08:48 Post subject:
Pretty good stuff andy. 
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