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JACKED UP
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 Posted: 07/21/05 - 21:04 Post subject: New liquor warning labels
New liquor warning labels:
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the hell happened
to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol
is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying
for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING:
the crumsumpten of alcahol may
mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/21/05 - 21:10 Post subject:
*snort*
They oughta really should consider some of these. Couldn't be any less effective.
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akern
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 07:24 Post subject:
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andydp
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:48 Post subject:
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since the dawn of time.
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:49 Post subject:
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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Library Chick
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 11:52 Post subject: Re: New liquor warning labels
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
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I don't need alcohol to make me think that 
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ShannonG
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 12:08 Post subject:
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Whenever I have a few and make an arse of myself, when I am telling the story the next day I say that I was smart and funny AND good looking.
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Noley
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Posted: 07/22/05 - 12:10 Post subject:
Hysterical!
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